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A sparkling fairy that wants to be goth or emo.
Wanna hear a joke?
Edward Cullen.
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the sexiest vampire of all time in the twilight saga. brother of Edward Cullen, Rosalie Hale, Jasper Hale, and Alice Cullen. Strong muscular vampire:D
ahh he is my emmett cullen.
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The oldest virgin in the world, being 108 years old. A vampire that was thought of as gay until he fell for the freaky, socially awkward, ugly, pale girl, that smells like freesia and he always want to kill to taste her sweet blood,that he stalked and watched her sleep for about four months before they became a couple.(I don't know he still seems gay to me.) He sparkles in the sunlight and can run really fast and like read your thoughts.
Man, that guy is freaky.
Yeah he's a true Edward Cullen.
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An 108 year old virgin vampire who sparkles in the sun. I am not shitting you.
Girl 1: I wish Edward Cullen was my boyfriend... *sigh*
Girl 2: There's a paedophile up the street, surely dating him would just be the same thing?
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A 108 year old virgin that's the second main character in the Twilight saga. He sparkles in the sun, is a abusive to his "mate" (the bitch known as Bella Swan), and is overly lovey-dovey and boring. Many Twilight fangirls think he's hot, but he makes sane people want to vomit. He claims to be a vampire, but since vampires don't sparkle, he's most likely some species of gay fairy.
Twilight Fangirl: I want to marry Edward Cullen! Don't you?
Sane Person: Sorry, I don't do sparkly retards.
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Probably the worst Vampire ever to grace the pages of a book. Character is dull, boring, doesn't do much except fall in love with some human that he's afraid to bite. In other words, not a real Vampire, but more of a handsome school boy who simply falls for the ''new girl''. Not even in the ranking of the greatest Vampire in history. Nothing compared to Vampires such as Count Dracula and other legendary Vampiric figures. Nothing more than a love sick pretty boy.
Read Twilight to learn more of Edward Cullen. Enough said.
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The subject of the adoration of a nation of female sycophants. Aforementioned sycophants may be teenaged or middle-aged. The jury is currently out on which is less pathetic.
The "perfect man", hero of Stephenie Meyer's "Twilight" series. The last time I checked, the perfect man was not a controlling stalker, but hey. That's just me. Maybe you all would LOVE IT if your boyfriend forbid you from seeing your best friend and stared at you while you had inappropriate dreams about other men. (see "perfection")
The least original romantic hero ever written.
If only Edward Cullen were my boyfriend, then I would know what it's like to be under house arrest.
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