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Those funny times in middle school when you would say half of a curse word and then your friend would say the other half. This would usually occur during class while the teacher was trying to teach the class his or her lesson.
Halfway Cursing:
Student 1: Fu...
Student 2: ck!
Student 1: Shi...
Student 2: t!
Student 1: Cu..
Student 2: nt!!
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1. The curse that appears in Naruto that states that any time an Akatsuki MEMBER removes his/her cloak in BATTLE or it gets removed in some way or fashion, that member WILL DIE. It does not matter if it is burned off or simply thrown away that character's death is imminent.
2. A theory that has not been dis-proven yet as every member of Akatsuki that has removed their cloak in battle has died from this curse. One could also say that instead of it being a curse that the cloak simply gives a member a mystical protection which protects them from death as they are so badass with it on and cant possibly be killed. Essentially, having the cloak on makes them invincible. It is only when taking it off that they are they vulnerable.
3. The Akatsuki is also an underworld modeling agency where the members in it are all strippers required to wear nail polish, jewelry, and take off their cloaks to reveal their chests to the fan girls. Once they do the fan girls with their malice eat them. I mean come on, most of them don't even wear a shirt under their cloak.
4. Once an Akatsuki member takes their cloak off and reveals their final move, that member will die horribly.
(Note:
.Orichimaru was no longer an Akatsuki member so it didnt apply.
.Sasuke and Tobi/Madara have plot shields which protect them from death until they satisfy the plot.
. None of the Pains were technically alive to begin with
Still no member has died with their cloak on, so its power is evident
)
Guy 1: "WTF! Kisame just got killed off in like two chapters. Biggest epic fail in naruto yet. He's been in the series from like the beggining. He deserved a better battle."
Guy 2: "Its yet another example of the fucking cloak curse man. Kisame shouldn't have taken off his cloak. Then he would have lived"
Guy 1: "Wow Deidara is fighting off team guy with no arms and holding his own."
Guy 2: "Its cause he still has his cloak on"
Guy1: "NO Itachi!!! Whatever you do dont take off your cloak. You are so much cooler than that fag Sasuke!"
Guy 1: "Its cheap how Kakuzu was taking on Kakashi, Choji, Ino and was about to rip their hearts out. Then he was still going to take on naruto, yamato, sai, sakura and the rest all at once. But then they all teamed up on him cause they're wimps and naruto got lucky."
Guy2: "He would have won if he still had his cloak on"
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The Wellington Curse is when there's only one video with a shitty quality about an important event.
"You can't see if Louis and Harry kissed, it's the Wellington Curse"
If you forget to return the slab in time, prepare for The Pharaoh's Curse.
The first signs of the curse is extra sand in your shoe for no reason. This lasts for about a week before the next sign. This is your last chance to return the slab before your demise. After this week your house starts being covered in sand. Things hanging from the ceiling in your house will fall down and sand will be covering the floor. The next sign is the one most associated with the curse, spitting out sand. Victims of the curse will start to spit out more and more sand as the days go by. This will all continue until the victim suffocates and dies.
Jamal: wus goo-fffff*spits out heavy amounts of sand*
Tyrone: You straight dawg?
Jamal: Nah, I got The Pharaoh's Curse
A term used to discribe a long list of misfortunate events that have happened to the Kennedy Family.
Curse Chronology:
1941 – Rosemary Kennedy was believed to be mentally retarded. However, some sources have claimed she was suffering from mental illness, such as depression. Because of her increasingly violent and severe mood swings, Joe Kennedy arranged in secret for her to undergo a lobotomy. The surgery impaired her cognitive abilities even more, and as a result, she remained institutionalized until her death in 2005.
August 12, 1944 – Joseph P. Kennedy, Jr., the eldest son of Joseph Kennedy and Rose Fitzgerald Kennedy, dies in a mid-air aircraft explosion over eastern England while flying a hazardous mission during World War II.
May 13, 1948 – Kathleen Kennedy Cavendish, Marchioness of Hartington, dies in a plane crash in France, along with her lover Peter Wentworth-FitzWilliam, 8th Earl FitzWilliam.
1955 – Jacqueline Kennedy suffers a miscarriage.
August 23, 1956 – Jacqueline Kennedy gives birth to a stillborn daughter. (Although the daughter was unnamed and is buried at Arlington National Cemetery next to her parents with a marker reading "Daughter", later reports indicated that the Kennedys had intended to name her Arabella.)
December 19, 1961 - Joseph Patrick Kennedy, Sr. suffers a disabling stroke, which leaves him unable to speak, although mentally intact, and confines him to a wheelchair for the remainder of his days.
August 9, 1963 – Patrick Bouvier Kennedy, the third child of John and Jackie Kennedy, born six weeks premature, dies two days after his birth.
November 22, 1963 – President John F. Kennedy was assassinated in Dallas, Texas.
June 19, 1964 – Massachusetts Senator Edward "Ted" Kennedy is involved in a plane crash in which one of his aides and the pilot were killed. He was pulled from the wreckage by fellow senator Birch E. Bayh II (D-Ind.) and spent weeks in a hospital recovering from a broken back, a punctured lung, broken ribs, and internal bleeding.
June 6, 1968 – Robert F. Kennedy is shot multiple times and killed by Sirhan Sirhan in Los Angeles, immediately following his victory in the California Democratic presidential primary.
July 18, 1969 – In the Chappaquiddick incident, a car driven by Ted Kennedy goes off a bridge on Martha's Vineyard, eventually drowning his passenger Mary Jo Kopechne. In his July 25, 1969 televised statement, Kennedy stated that on the night of the incident he wondered "whether some awful curse did actually hang over all the Kennedys."
November 17, 1973 – Edward Kennedy, Jr., loses his right leg due to bone cancer at the age of 12.
1973 – Joseph P. Kennedy II, son of Robert and Ethel, is the driver in a car accident that leaves one passenger, Pam Kelley, permanently paralyzed.
April 25, 1984 – David Kennedy dies from a Demerol and cocaine overdose in a Palm Beach, Florida hotel room.
1991 - William Kennedy Smith is tried for rape. He is acquitted of all charges.
December 31, 1997 – Michael Kennedy dies in a skiing accident in Aspen, Colorado.
July 16, 1999 – John F. Kennedy, Jr., his wife, Carolyn Bessette-Kennedy, and sister-in-law are killed when their Piper Saratoga, a light airplane, crashes into the Atlantic Ocean off Martha's Vineyard.
We are waiting in nervous anticipation for the next victim of the "Kennedy Curse"!
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The "Trump Curse" is a theory that anyone who says or does negative towards Donald Trump will be cursed with bad luck or negative karma.
Since his run for the Presidency documentation of the Trump Curse in action has been widespread, and has resulted in several memes showcasing it.
The origin of the Trump Curse is a mystery, but it is speculated that the mass hexes being carried out around the world are actually backfiring and hexing those who oppose Trump.
P1: Did you hear about the idiot who shot himself in the face while taking a selfie?
P2: Yeah, he was posting anti-Trump shit.
P1: It's the Trump Curse!
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A rather arousing "curse", first brought to attention by the popular music group, "Cute is What We Aim For."
The "curse" has been argued to just be a metaphor, just for use in the song, but further debate with other listeners has proved otherwise.
When a woman has the "Curse of Curves", it generally means she is a nice, sweet person, who has a curvy figure (large breasts, thin/slender midsection, large buttocks), and she is swarmed by men whom she has no interest in, and there is nothing she can nor wants to do about it.
"I've got the gift of one-liners, and you've got the Curse of Curves..."
-- Shaant Hacikyan, Cute is What We Aim For
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