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Demerol
meperidine (me PER i deen)
Demerol is in a class of drugs called narcotic analgesics. It relieves pain.
Demerol is used to treat moderate-to-severe pain.
Shondrika broke her arm and when we were at the hospital the nurse gave her a shot of Demerol. She immediately broke into sweats then puked in a garbage can. Wow she said' I feel better now!
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The extremely darkened or black lensed sunglasses worn by people into the ER, Urgent Care, or doctors office to gain sympathy from staff in an attempt to increase the amount of medication they hope to receive for their 'headache' pain.
Dr Morphi-- Sooooo, tell me about your illness today?
Sick Sally-- (lowers cell phone) Ooooo doctor! My head is just pounding! I had to wear my dark shades today because even the dimmest light increases my pain! Nothing I tried at home is strong enough! Please help!
Dr Morphi--😲
Sick Sally--😎
Dr Morphi-- (waking away) mutters 'damn Demerol shades'...
This high-power laser is used by a CPS (see Carbon Proton Synthesiser) to imprint smiley faces on the protons of Carbon atoms. If this laser is aimed into the night sky, the dot can be seen on the surface of Neptune.
Invented by F.S.E.V
This Carbon Proton Synthesiser is not use without a Hydro-Lithium-Demerol-Amal-Nitrate Uranium Scrupulator, you idiot!
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