data daddy

When a man (typically older or wealthy ) pays for your WiFi ,consoles ,phone minutes , devices

My data daddy paid for my live this month and my WiFi

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big dataed

Being the target of big data. Doing a Google search for something and then being sent targeted ads for that thing for a month.

She got big dataed, she went to target and got a coupon for a pregnancy test. They knew she was pregnant before she did.

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Data Rot

Data degraded or no longer readable because of media wear or hardware no longer viable.

Those reel to reel tape are over 10 years old. We no longer have the equipment to read them. Someone should have put the data on a disk instead of letting it go to Data Rot.

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Data Dump

Dumping all the information from a class onto the test. Then forgetting when finished with the test or class.

John data dump on his psychology test yesterday.

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data nerd

When a person is into data to the point of a sexual fetish. Alternatively, one could define the term as a nerd who really likes statistics.

A: "Here we've got the incidence of the word "photon" in science articles over the course of history."
B: "I'm sorry, is this relatively to all the articles, or is it an absolute number?"
A: "Absolute."
B: "The amount of science articles also grew exponentially, are you sure this graph of yours says anything of substance?"
A: "Fuck off, go be a data nerd somewhere else.

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data dictionary

A data dictionary is (generally) a read-only set of tables and views that holds metadata - used in a database management system. The data dictionary may be considered a database in its own right.

Amongst other things, a Data Dictionary holds the following information:

*Usernames, Roles and Privileges
*Schema Objects
*Integrity Constraints
*Stored procedures and Triggers
*General Database Structure
*Audit information
*Space allocations

One benefit of a well prepared data dictionary is a consistency between data items across different tables.

several tables may hold telephone numbers, using a data dictionary the format of this telephone number field will be consistent.

Dead Data

(noun)

1 : (cultural warming) Data that is no longer relevant.

Vogue is dead data.
Louis Vuitton is dead data.