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When you write an old acquaintance after the death of your mother to finally come out after being blue balled by your ex.
"Casey sent her a Dear Adeline. He finally felt comfortable telling her."
"Dear Adeline, are you surprised to hear from me now? The neighbor's been quiet since Momma died. Polly's closed down for good."
maddie is very sweet and thoughtful but she does have RBF but don’t let this change anything, she is the nicest person you will ever meet. she’s a great friend and deserves the world. if you manage to date her than you should consider yourself lucky because she brightens the atmosphere and will make you laugh. She is a good hugger, known for bear hugs. Has beautiful red hair that makes her stand out .
maddie dear is the dreams girl !
the compliments one comes up with while sober (sober for decades actually). one may discover heart-warmth in themselves expressing them to someone of appreciation because they just ring true. ultimately making it a pleasure.
Examples of dear Js:
-you are my attention-sucker
-i love looking at you when im not busy
-thinking of unspeakable things takes all my energy making me a lazy cow
-when i jog i imagine im running to you. It makes me go faster
-you look like a bouquet of my favourite cacti
-if i don't pay attention i might moan on the way to work
Billl: I Fucking hate Bill he's a Fucking John Dear
Carl: I know i fucking hate that kid
An exclamation used to express your utter repudiation of a person, place, thing, or idea. You are insinuating that if you could send a letter to God, the contents would entirely be "No".
To: Heaven, 777
From: Somewhere in North America, 12345
Dear God No.
Not So Sincerely,
Sender
Proper noun. Personal epithet associated with either of two autocratic heads-of-state: Kim Jong-Il (N. Korea) or George W. Bush (United States).
"The Dear Leader spoke to the assembled farmworkers today, thanking them for being the pillars of this great and prosperous nation and exhorting them to even greater achievements, on pain of death by firing squad."
"Colbert spared no mercy for the tender feelings of the Dear Leader at the White House Press Corps dinner, but miraculously he has not yet been put to death by firing squad."
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The wide eyed gaze you get from your spouse or significant other when you tell them shocking or unusual news. A play on words from "deer in headlights."
Jane: What did your husband say about your secret $5000 shopping spree?
Margaret: Nothing. He just gave me the dear in headlights look.
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