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defense force

When people come to the defense of a product/company in order to defend their purchase/usage of said product and, in turn, their ego.

Bill: Christ, the PS4 is way expensive and there really isn't many good games coming out for it
Ron: Fuck you, if you can't afford it maybe you should stop working at McDonalds
Bill: Here comes the Sony defense force

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Jeremy: This band isn't how they used to be
Paul: Then stop listening to them, turn off your computer and stop having opinions that contradict mine.

by jack o' langue October 4, 2015

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Doomsday Defense

The Doomsday Defense was the nickname given to the famous defensive of the American football team the Dallas Cowboys during their late 1960s - 1970s dynasty years. This defense was the backbone of the Cowboys' dynasty, which won two Super Bowls (VI, XII) and played in three more (V, X and XIII).

Often recognized as two different generations of the famed "Doomsday Defense". However, there is no agreed-upon definition of exactly when those defenses existed or who their members were, which is why you may see different listings of players and time periods. The original "Doomsday Defense" can generally be identified as the Cowboys' defenses from 1966 to 1975. "Doomsday II" had its heyday from approximately 1976 to 1982. "Doomsday III" was created in the 2009-10 season.

The first defensive player to win the Super Bowl MVP was linebacker Chuck Howley (V). Later linemen Harvey Martin and Randy White became the first (and only) teammates (co-MVPs) to win the award (XII).

Have you ever heard of the Doomsday Defense?

The Dallas Cowboys appeared In 5 Superbowls with their Doomsday Defense.

by LeBron's Headband January 29, 2010

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defensive cricket

A relationship tactic, involving nailing as many people as possible when one's partner is overseas. Designed to ensure that maximum downside on partners return is the relationship itself, not also a feeling of having wasted some of ones life.

"What did you get up to friday?" "Defensive cricket"

by BBB April 18, 2005

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Bush Defense

N. A defense mechanism where the current administration uses psychological strategies brought into play by a deep rooted hate in the former President Bush's adminstration to cope with the reality that the current president's strategies are a failure. The Bush Defense mechanism becomes pathological because its persistent use leads to maladaptive behavior such that many begin to believe it is the former president's fault and the overall health of the nation is adversely affected. The purpose of the Bush Defence Mechanisms is to protect the Obama Adminstration from blame for current national problems and to provide a refuge from situations with which they cannot cope.

The White House on Tuesday struggled to explain how it was caught short on the unemployment figures, after promising the rate would not reach 8 percent in January.
β€œThe previous administration did not disclose how deep the economic crisis was,” a spokesman said, in yet another attempt to use the Bush Defense.
The administration then tried to shift focus to looking forward at how the administration would prevent further erosion of the job market.
Obama promised back in January that with the stimulus passing, unemployment would probably peak at 8 percent late this year.
The current unemployment rate is 9.5 percent.

by keifermail July 12, 2009

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nike defense

A defense used on occasion in a court of law. Based on the assumption that if someone is wearing Nikes, they run at abnormally fast speeds, thus allowing them to indeed appear to be in two places at once.

State Attorney: You expect us to believe this alabi of being home at that hour when our records show you had just arrived in Dallas?

Defense Attorney: Nike defense! Nike defense! My client was wearing Nikes Your Honor.

by Super Gerbil July 15, 2004

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The dawkins defense

The defense mechanism that atheist use when people either refuse to listen to, or question their smug self superior ways by saying the person questioning them is delusional or close minded usually quoting the 16 year old girl minded richard dawkins.

When martin decided he didnt want to hear marsha crap out of her mouth about religion, marsha pulled the dawkins defense and dismissed him as delusional.

by RaindancerF November 7, 2011

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Monica defense

To avoid admitting a wrong by hair-splitting or obfuscation. Derived from Bill Clinton's redefintion of "having sex" to exclude oral copulation with Monica Lewinsky.

"My gf caught me with my pants down, so my Monica defense just wasn't a happening thing."

by Max Debord April 15, 2007

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