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The President

That weird guy who somehow always loses his shoelaces...

Hem hem

Guy:Hi, Mr. President! Love your shoelaces

The President:Thanks, they're new. Someone keeps stealing them...

by September 14, 2020

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president

Before getting this job, no one will give a shit about who you are. When you get this job, everyone in the country (whether conservative or liberal, Democrat or Republican, etc.) will hate you at one point or another. After you leave this job, people will either praise you to high heaven or bitch about how badly the country is doing because you were the President.

George Bush. Bill Clinton. Those two are all the examples you need of why being the President is a mistake.

by FVZA May 20, 2006

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Presidant

The female version of the President. A Female President...A Presidant!

I wonder if in 4 years Kamala Harris will become the first Presidant of the United States.

by K E Palanca May 23, 2021

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president

political figurehead that all of America blames their problems on, acting as if the president had any real power and was diliberately making horrible decisions.

man, our economy is in the toilet and unemployment is sky-high, it's all that damn president's fault.

by TheVoiceOfReason January 26, 2005

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The President

a very stupid person who runs the most powerful country in the world

my brother, George W. Bush

by Josh August 3, 2003

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presidenting

The act of being a president

Obama is currently presidenting

by Lonely_Toast December 21, 2010

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The President

a fucking idiot that makes up words

A pack of tic-tacs can run the US better than DUBYA.

by Anonymous August 13, 2003

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