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Never heard of it. Doesn't exist.
Some people think it exist but they're wrong. Don't listen to NASA.
Person 1: What's Denmark?
Person 2: No idea. I don't think it exists honestly.
Person 3: It was made up by NASA! Just like the moon landings...
Person 1: Damn.
(before i 'explain' what denmark is, i wish to inform you that i am danish)
1. the happiest country on earth :D
2. a place were you can get 100% FREE education AND health care.
3. a place were you're allowed to buy STRONG alkohol (fx vodka and jin as such) at the age of 15 AND the is absolutely NO drinking age limit. Witch basicly means that if i wanted to (im 13 btw) i could go out to the fridge and enjoy a cold beer with my dad if he said i could ( but to specify i COULD if i had the permission, my dad would NEVER give me permission to do that) he says i have to be ATLEAST 14 before he lets me get drunk :D.
4. home to the most BEAUTIFUL blond and tall women on EARTH.
5. one of the safest country's on the PLANET (one of)
6. we don't date, its way more complicated in denmark... Like so complicated that I can't explain it
7. we LOVE to put up danish flags EVERYWHERE fx: to birthdays, on boats and on the queens birthday to name a few.
8. we don't like to talk to strangers when were not in fx bars or other public places
oh by the way! Try to pronounce this: Rød grød med fløde.
bet you could'nt... Unless your from denmark like me... Or if your learning danish...
The country of vikings, good beer and socialism that actually works.
It’s often refered to as the happiest country on earth.
Denmark has universal Healthcare paid by taxes and is therefore Bernie Sanders wet dream.
Beer can be expensive though.
Jens: I broke my leg and had to get it fixed.
James: oh, that sounds expensive.
Jens: not at al, I’m from Denmark, l I didn’t pay a single dime.
A piece of shit country with a garbage language filled with shitty people who will throw sports games to spite smaller countries who are counting on them winning to progress.
A: Did you hear about what Denmark did to Iceland in the handball tournament?
B: Yeah, I'm so glad the Spaniards kicked their asses the next game
These people are the best, smart generous, and very friendly to fellow people. Very Responsible, good in decision makings!, biggest D u can ever see!
Hi Im Denmark from the Imperyo of Denmark.
supposedly a country in Europe, Denmark is a famed mythical land whose existence was disproved by genius Italian scientists during renaissance, despite this many people still believe that Denmark is a real place.
person 1: Denmark looks like a nice place, I want to go there
person 2: you can't. Denmark isn't real
Friend: Hey man where are you from?
Friend #2: I'm from Denmark, and you?
Friend: What the fuck is wrong with you