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A worker who is usually exempt and working project hours which can be any time during the day or evening. They often live at their desk, have minifridges and coffee makers there. They disappear often during the day without being noticed and come back to work late hours. Their job is very solitary and they are so seldom seen that seeing them is like seeing a phantom.
The opposite of a desk phantom is a desk mannequin who is usually more visible, and more customer facing.
We just saw John coming in at 2 with coffee and his van was in the parking lot all last night. We think he's working on the bank acquisition code but you'll have to ask Francine his boss about that. The guy is a real desk phantom.
A term refering to an after-lunch nap in which a worker props their feet up on their desk and leans back in their chair. The desk siesta is most often taken by workers with an office door.
Joanne always gets sleepy after lunch, so she likes to take a desk siesta each day to perk herself up.
When items from the desk next to you overlap onto yours, creating mild inconvenience for you...
Can consist of pencils, jotters, textbooks or any common desk objects.
person 1: (takes out jotters, they slide onto the next desk)
person 2: dude, clear up your desk spillage!
When sitting behind your desk at work, the person is wearing a nice business shirt, but no pants. Business up top and party down-under!!
I totally caught my boss pulling a desk mullet in his office today, I'm scarred, and a little impressed.
A computer desk so messy and filled up with food utensils that when you move your hands or feet, you can often hear the sound of cutlery/plates/glasses clinking. This clinking comes from accidental bumping of the desk or accidental touching of the items.
A depression desk often has stacks of plates and a lot of glasses and cutlery and the sound is most commonly heard over different VoIP systems like discord or similar while gaming.
Dude, i can hear your depression desk through your mic.
A person in a school or workplace who gives the GOCKGOCK 3000 to a man during the class/meeting
Basically a blowjob by the books
“Briella is a great desk gremlin”
The water on your desk that accumulates from the condensation produced by breathing out while sleeping on it.
(typically around where your head is)
Brad: (shakes Drew) "Yo, get up. Class is over man."
Drew: (yawns and gets up from desk) "Oh, shit."
Brad: (looking at the water where his head was)"Yo what the fuck is that?"
Drew: "Aw that's just my desk water."
Brad: "The fuck?"