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verb: To add a cultural flavor to a food that has been prepared at the store. This process is usually done when a person does not have time to authentically prepare a dish.
"Go get me some of that potato salad at the store and I'll doctor it up. I don't have time to be peelin' no potatoes!"
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Masturbating vigorously while standing on one leg on the edge of a bathtub with an 80 pound bag of rock salt on your shoulder.
Grant almost pulled off the doctor last night but he fell as he climaxed and tore his ACL.
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During the act of coitus and nearest the point of ejaculation, the male performs the act of coitus interruptus. Upon removing the penis from the vagina, the male proceeds to seal the vaginal opening, first with a generous application of Super Glue and second with a strip of Duct Tape. When complete, the male ejaculates into his hand, proceeds to rub his semen in the females face and screams at the top of his lungs, "Thats what we call the Doctor Doctor bitch!"
The Doctor Doctor was performed to fully illustrate the depth and breadth of my disgust towards her existence.
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A drug dealer with a Ph.D
you need a doctor to give you a bunch of different and pray that one works.
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When Two Friend have sex with two different women side by side. Finish ( Orgasm) smoke a victory cigarette then swap partners and continue to round 2 of sex side by side.
Friend 1:Last night I became a doctor?
Friend 2:Oh Really!
Friend 1:Yeah me and ( insert friends name) bagged two bitches then switched.
Friend 2: The Doctor!!
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A mixed drink composed of Dr. Pepper, Dr. McGillicutty's Cherry Schnapps, and Sailor Jerry spiced rum. The name is commonly given simply as “DDJ.” It is also proper to refer to the drink as an “Honorary Jerry” which alludes to the many honorary doctorate degrees bestowed upon Norman “Sailor Jerry” Collins in his lifetime.
Excuse me, Bartender, I'll have a Doctor Doctor Jerry, please.
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A lovable creature that believes in editing certain city landmarks via photoshop. He is extremely creative with a rather large head. He dwells between the caves of Scotland and New Zealand. He lives alone with a lot of cats.
That guy is so mentally weirdly creative he's the doctor.
Beware the guy with the cats hes the doctor.
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