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Kid 1: “Man, what’s this thing growing between my legs?”
Kid 2: “That’s The Donald. You’ll want to satisfy him with pussy when you’re older.”
1 day later:
“Bitch say hi to The Donald.”
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A person that has betrayed one's country, or adhered to their enemies, giving them aid and comfort within the United States or elsewhere. Synonyms The traitor, Benedict Arnold
There goes The Donald. Don't become The Donald. The Donald sold his country out.
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Used to be referred to as "the john", shall now be called "the donald" in celebration of the great success of President donald j. trump.
I have to go to the donald so bad my teeth are floating.
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When titty fucking a girl with uneven breasts you wedge your dick against the small one and wrap the larger breast over your dick like a comb over.
Bro- Dude, I wonder what it would be like to titty fuck Susan the girl that lost her boob to cancer....
Dude- Bro, You'd have to give her "The Donald". You wedge your dick against the small one and wrap the larger breast over your dick like a comb over.
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To take a crap on some ones head while performing the 69 position.
Rebecca Did the donald to me!
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When you are fucking a college girl from behind and just can't get there because you are so drunk, you grab on to her hips nice and tight thrusting as deep as you can whispering into her ear, by the way, I voted for Trump, and hang on to that ass as she angrily bucks you all the way to a massive orgasm!!
Dude, I was trying to get off on this amazing chick the other night and I was so drunk I had to give her the Donald. She bucked and clenched down so tight, I had a tremendous orgasm!
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Immediately after you blow your load in Donald Trump's mouth, smack the back of his head and make it come out his nose. When he gets up he'll be an angry donald.
I gave Donald Trump an angry donald last night!