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Dick Head Donor

1. a dick head, who is father of your child.

2. man brimming of confidence & arrogance in fatherhood to the point where he assumes he knows it all. Offering parenting advice through what he "heard", belittling the parenting of child's mother.

3. man who is an ideal father following up on all fatherly duties except, noticing that the mother of his child is the ideal mother/woman.

When a dick head donor interacts with the mother of his child, he will go out of his way turn the conversation into a negative experience. Often having her walk away from him shaking her head mumbling, Ugh! What a Dick Head Donor!

by Autumn Goals April 07, 2010


Late-Night Organ Donor

A man who will visit women at night only to have sex with them. To my knowledge, originally coined by Kanye West in the song Hold My Liquor from the album Yeezus.

"'Baby girl, he's a loner, baby girl, he's a loner'
Late-night organ donor, after that, he disown ya
After that he's just hopeless, soul mates become soulless"

by Beef burger November 24, 2021


donor wants organ back

When a person demands back a gift.

Sherry: Can you believe it? First Jack breaks up with me and now he says I have to return the bracelet he gave me.

Alana: He pulled a donor wants organ back on you? What a loser!

by shakerrr January 23, 2011


black market organ donor

A weird place where dgens can get their organs after a surgery. Usually illegal and brought from other areas of the world.

Man the black market organ donor completely ripped me off I order a gall bladder and got a testicle.

by Hoehoehoe May 20, 2016


Universal donor

In the proofreading business, a document that is full of typographical errors, aka, “typos.” The expression is a play on the concept of the so-called universal blood donor: type O being the blood type that can be donated and transfused to anyone regardless of their blood type, a “universal donor” document is … full of Type Os.

Chad, take this universal donor back to your desk and fix all the !@#$% misspellings and punctuation errors, jeez.

by FitofPeak June 11, 2021


Universal donor

In the proofreading business, a document that is full of typographical errors, aka, “typos.” The expression is a play on the concept of the so-called universal blood donor: type O being the blood type that can be donated and transfused to anyone regardless of their blood type, a “universal donor” document is … chock full of Type Os.

Chad, take this universal donor back to your desk and fix all the typos and misspellings, jeez.

by FitofPeak June 12, 2021


organ-donor-ization

Verb. The process where an organization, usually a corporation, having the quality of incompetence such that executive management is forced to purchase another organization for leadership. The incompetents first donate their decision making and later their jobs as the purchased organization's management takes over often creating opportunity for formerly lowly drones to take over for the formerly "best and brightest" of the donor org.

"I can't believe Quantum Inc. bought us back in 2006". "don't worry, it will take about a year but the organ-donor-ization has already started"

by Flacido Domingo September 13, 2008