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possibly the most American son of a bitch to ever live this god damn fucker is so fucking American he has got a fucking corn pipe permanently implanted strait to his mouth hes so fucking merican' he ain't afraid to nuke China with the power of a thousand suns hes the man that wore sunglasses before it was even cool this strait son of a bitch is so full of American that's hes the son to George Washington and a bald eagle whom feathers were forged in the flames of patriotism hes so goddamn American to the point were hes got the words MERICA' ingrained on his left peck hes the most goddamn god loving patriot to ever live and that hes the a level 4 field marshal of the United States of America with the trait brilliant strategist attached
Bro 1: who are they bringing in?
Bro 2: Douglas MacArthur
Bro 1: RUN
whilst railing your girl from behind, you pluck hairs from your own arse. after collecting a liberal amount, you reach around and introduce the hairs into her mouth.
paul's girl wouldn't stop talking shit about his medium sized cock, so he made her pay with a harry douglas.
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Ayo Schandra, Lemme get dat oily douglas so i can stick it in mah pussy witout dat friction.
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The act in which you blow your load (cum, sperm, jizz, etc) in your bitch's face, then shave your pubes all over her, so it looks like she has a beard.
I gave Mary a Hairy Douglas, and when i was through with her she looked like Chewbacca.
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A little punk ass bitch. he is the best friend any hoe could ask for. He is a nincompoop that all the sluts like to manipulate for his rather tiny weenie. Jay will have you in a headlock within 2 seconds, so ya better run you fat son of bitch.
Wow look, its that small-dick stupid man whore
ya i see him, HE IS JAY DOUGLAS
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its a combination of a queef, a saif and michael douglas from the 1970's movie the china syndrome;
it it the subject of being whipped without getting anything in return
damn, he's driving her around everywhere, what a quaif douglas!
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Fat bitch who teaches their students bullshit that the won't use later in life
Oh hey remember Ms. Douglas?
"Yeah, shes a faggot"
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