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straight pimp. nothing else to be said
When the kick-ass old school Gryffindors James Sirius and Remus left, and were replaced by little pussies like Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger the bookworm bitch, Draco decided to shit on them accordingly.
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A fanfiction series written by popular author Cassandra Claire (whose latest novel City of Bones was recently released). The series consists of Draco Dormiens, Draco Sinister, and the final Draco Veritas. Pairings in the series include Harry/Hermione, Draco/Hermione, Draco/Ginny, and Draco/Blaise, among others (along with a hint of Harry/Draco). With all three series' word counts added, the entire Draco Trilogy is about a million words long, and is regarded as one of the best fanfiction series ever written.
Hermione: "You have a whole town named after you?"
Draco: "Yeah, amazing I haven't gotten a big head, isn't it?"
- The Draco Trilogy.
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Blonde hair, blue eyes, a band of cronies, and an authorative attitude towards everybody? Nazi. Naturally.
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when people send lyrics of a song from Hunnas on Hunnas and on the part that says “you gon never ever get yo bitch back” the person sending the lyrics sends a picture of someone’s boyfriend or girlfriend cheating on them with the person who sent the lyrics (sorry if this doesn’t make sense 😭).
jake: “draco season-“
sam: “you gotta be joking.”
The hottest fucking boy you will ever see he’s so so fricken hot and you will be willing to die for him
A beautiful albino ferret boy with severe daddy issues.
*plays song Daddy Issues by The Neighbourhood* "Look it's Draco Malfoy's song"
"Is that a student?!?!"
"Technically it's a ferret"
Draco Malfoy is a fictional character in the series Harry Potter. He is in the house called Slytherin. And he is a daddy ;)
Y/n: who are you
Draco: Isn’t obvious, I am a Slytherin at Hogwarts. I am Draco, Draco Malfoy