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a person who turns a car (or other vehicle) into an armed missile by talking or texting on a cell phone while driving.
"I just got a bluetooth so I don't have to be a cell drone anymore."
The term can also be used as a verb. “Cell-droning” – as in, “That dude about to swerve into you is totally cell-droning.”
The nameless faceless University dredge. A Uni-Drone will usually fall into one of 2 categories.
1. Students who spend 50% of their time getting drunk, and the other 50% talking about how drunk they were.
2. Students who consider themselves witty and well-educated, quote "Family Guy" at regular intervals and think that liking Faulty Towers or a similar old British comedy series is grounds for Knightship. Considers themselves part of a very elite clique. Usually quiet away from said clique.
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Uni-Drone A: God, I was soo pissed last night.
Uni-Drone B: I was so pissed, I can't even remember how pissed I was.
Bartender: Time Gentlemen Please!
2.
Uni-Drone 1: And then Stewie says "Silene Foolish Woman"
Uni-Drone 2: We're hillariously funny. Let's go for coffee and act as if we're addicted to it.
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A Starbucks Drone is a new breed of Homo Sapien, adapted to the exquisite atmosphere of organic food, blogging publicly at coffee shops (like Starbucks), artisan stuff, and, of course, Starbucks. Their newly classified scientific name is Homo Organicstarbucksian. A Starbucks Drone is usually a 20-30 year old of the sex male or female, who visits Starbucks at least twice a day. They seem not to be satisfied with a simple but effective drink. One of the most common orders are a Skinny Pumpkin Whip Artisan Organic Americana Latte with extra foam no fat bla bla bla 1234 drink. But there's more to this breed. Starbucks Drones are usually unemployed, and have blogs on the interent. They come to Starbucks and blog publicly on their Apple MacBook Computers, while sipping their extra-special artisan organic skinny drink, and type. In these blogs they write about everything that happens in their life.. and they act as if anyone cares. It's odd behavior that still isn't fully understand ed by scientists. They love to use words like "exquisite", "organic", "Starbucks", "artisan", "Starbucks", "my blog", to name a few. They also enjoy jazz music a little too much. They drive a Toyota Hybrid Prius, and 99% are pro-life and atheist. Some are homosexual, but not all. To better understand this breed yourself, go to your local Starbucks Coffee Shop and just look around. Lots of these people are Homo Organicstarbucksians. For more information, please email organicartisanbullfuckingshit@lolk.com
Normal Guy: "Isn't the coffee here pretty good?"
Starbucks Drone: "It has so much personality and boldness, with a touch of caramel organic artisan beans."
Normal Guy: "What u talkin bout' Willis?"
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Animation made by this dude named Liam.
It's plot is basically about Rogue A.I. who are soon targeted by they're creators: SCJohnson or whatever.
Then they go into a fucking Onslaught with a trio of mustard colored drones names Murder Drones.
SD-V: Insane girl who just loves murdering
SD-N: The Do-Anything guy.
SD-J: Basically a bitch to everyone.
The Murder Drones.
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An individual who repeatedly emails coworkers about their missed deadlines copying their team members and boss without talking to them first.
Tim: Did you read the email that came through last night from Drone Strike? I bet Dave is spewing right now...
Bill: Yea, what a cunt!
A person under the influence of prescription pain medication whose personality and emotions completely disappear. This person will act like a shell of a human being that is being controlled from a remote location (i.e. a drone).
Mike: What was wrong with Brian last night? He didn't seem like his normal self.
John: It must be because he's taking some really strong pain medication for his back.
Mike: Well that explains why he was acting like a medicated drone.
The act of jizzing on a person's face while they are sleeping.
Sarah was occupying my territory while she slept soundly last night. To reduce any collateral damage, I opted for a precision drone strike.
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