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a fantasy for kids or a insult
its also a cannon but we dont talk about that
kid: " guys humpty dumpty is such a cool egg
teen: bro lookin like humpty dumpty with yo egg face bro
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when a girls hot enough to hump, but her personality gets her dumped.
Humpty Dumpty sat on his balls, Humpty‘s big mouth went off the wall…all the ex-boyfriends and neighborhood men would never date humpty ever again.
Fat person with skinny legs.
This doesn't include someone who works out and skips leg day.
Humpty Dumpty must've gotten off from the couch for the first time in weeks.
When you hump a girl presumably your date, then proceed to shit all over the bed, and make her clean it up.
Jack "Bro Natalie is a freak bro she wanted me to humpty dumpy her"
Steve"So did you??"
Jack "Hell yea bro"
A humpty dumpty is when you have sex with a girl then proceed to shit all over the bed.
When you are hovering your ass over the toilet and the shit hits the lid of the toilet before sliding into it
Person 1: Hey man I was taking a crap at the office today and I made a Humpty Dumpty
Person 2: That sucks, Did you clean up the smear?
Person 1: No I left it, I'm not touching that shit
When you dry hump someone and then take a dump on their face
John : "Ah yes, Susan loves the Humpty-Dumpty"