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a mans who will facetime you at 3am in the shower, but will end the call before getting out as to not show his peepee
Person one: Who are you calling, why are they in the shower?
Person two: It's Eugene, he facetimed me while in the shower.
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he is a very hot steamy man and he likes to slap and tickle peeple
eugene is so hot and steamy omg
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One of the sexiest guys out there. He is known for his hair and for his height. A eugene is a charming, kind, sexy, strong, young man. Dont mess with a eugene or He will put you on your place. He doesnt care who you are he will treat you the way you deserve. You have to earn his trust. It doesnt just appear one day. Eugene like many girls but the one he is in love with is the one whom has known him the longest. A girl that had stuck around through the tough times and is still there today. She loves you eugene. A eugene usually gets along best with names that start with a, l, t, d, j, i, and z.
Girl 1: oh my god did you see eugene today? His hair is on fleek and he is so sexy.
Girl 2: omg yessss. I want to make him mine that sexy stud muffin.
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Eugene, Oregon.
Home to the Hippies, Homeless, and Ducks.
A shit town in most respects, the city council makes it look clean but underneath the veneer it is a stinking cesspool of human filth.
The real trick they use is the neighboring Springfield, OR which is even worse, so they look better by comparison.
Guy 1:We been driving for three fucking hours, lets stop here in Eugene.
Guy 2: Fuck that, its only 2 more hours to Portland
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A Man that was born by an incestral Mother. A Eugene wear's a Trench coat with a Fedora. Eugene's favorite weapon is the AK with Fast Mags with Stock. Eugene's favorite Quote is "I'm coming for ya bud." Eugene's natural habitat is the candle store right next to the Gun Store.
It's A Bird... It's A Plane... No It's Eugene with the AK in his Backpack Everyone Run!!!!!
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A person that is not retarded but act retarded and they think that they are cool but actually aren't at all, they usually wear a trench coat and/or a fedora
Damn that Eugene thinks that he can get that gir, nah he looks like crap
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A suave, sophisticated, intellectually superior ladies' gentleman who recognizes and appreciates the vast depths of beauty in all of God's Creation. A real man who appreciates a real woman. Typically, real women who have been set to float adrift in the sea of emotionally bereft flotsam and jetsam - laid waste by an unfulfilling dead end relationship - will as a matter of course flock to a Eugene.
"I thought my 'man' was a superstud and my everything, and then along came this Eugene... and he singlehandedly redefined me... and my life. How can I ever go back to the sad pathetic clown I have been imprisoned with over all these many sad lost years?"
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