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These are strange things you know or suspect your ex did to you typically sneaking behind your back.
Someone contacted my friends online and accused me of crimes and perversions, I guess that is one for The Ex Files!
A word that Marci thinks refers to a person you used to work with. But she's wrong.
Marci: this ex-coworker of mine...
Jon: That's not a word...
A pink robot with fabulous legs from the game undertale by Toby Fox
I love Mettaton ex's show he's a great dancer
a work place from which you resigned or have been fired. much like an ex-girlfriend or ex-bf, each visit to the workplace to collect stuff, or meeting with people from that workplace is complicated beyond need.
"been to Acme-tech today, was so strange..."
"Dude, never go to your ex-job within less than 2 month!"
or
"freelancing for your ex-job is like sex with your ex"
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The term originates from theatre, in which an actor is lowered from the upper stage (or more often, rises from the lower stage probably for financial and technical reasons) by a device called 'Deus Ex Machina'. This technique was used to present a character as being 'from the Gods'.
The name of arguably the greatest game ever created. Within the game 'Deus Ex' refers to the AI Helios, who having knowledge of all available information to mankind and control over every single communication on the globe is like a God, and JC Denton ('JC' debated to stand for 'Jesus Christ'), a christ-like figure who, on the box art looks to the sky as light shines down upon him against the darkness of the dystopian city behind, and who eventually manages to change the world's entire social order at the end of the game.
"Let's play Deus Ex"
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German term for drinking your entire drink at once, without stopping. Equivilent to chugging the entire beverage at once.
Kevin: "Mortiz, auf ex!"
Moritz: jaaaa auf ex! *drinks entire maß of beer*
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1. An urban mythological creature that exists in fairy tales.
2. A woman who thinks it was OK to have lots of sex with different partners, then wonders why she cant find her perfect prince charming to settle down with when she is 'finished' with slutting herself around.
An 'Ex-sluts' Relationship usually fail because when the current boyfriend finds out about previous sluttish behaviour, he disproves and is told he is jealous, if she wants to be friends with 500 ex's on Facebook he is jealous, yet if he speaks to his ex wifes mother once on Christmas then gets something thrown at his head. Boyfriend usually gets tired of seeing other guys whispering and fist bumping when they see his girlfriend- moves onto a cleaner specimen.
Eventually ex sluts end up alone with 20 cats as company whilst offering themselves on-line as a 'BBW' who will fuck anything tonight.
Common expressions that can identify an ex slut-
'I'm not like that anymore'
'Yes I cheated on him but I would not cheat on you'
'The way I love you is different to the way I loved him'
'If we split up it would take me ages to find another guy'
'I was only like that because I wanted to be liked'
'I was drunk/high at the time'
Ex sluts between relationships can usually be found in the bar or on an internet dating site, immediately hooking up with the first thing that offers a penis, fuelling the theory that in fact, there is actually NO SUCH THING as an ex-slut.
Usually found hanging round with her BSF.
John was a 32 year old millionare banker with a heart of gold, and only a couple of steady girlfriends in his life. Katie, a self confessed ex-slut, almost managed to persuade him to marry her but after his father, colonel watson, found the videos on my ex girlfriend.com, he called the wedding off. Katie was devastated and to drown her sorrows went to the club with her BSF, and woke up the next morning in the bedsit of 3 african immigrants feeling sore in every hole.
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