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When in a state of boredom that begins to make you wish you were watching the paint on your walls dry, but they already dried, so you hit your head against the wall and watch as the hole slowly closes. (Please allow 2-4 years of staring for this to happen.)
I was in extreme boredom, and eventually killed myself since the hole never closes...ever...
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A variety of diarrhea caused by eating a large spinach salad and drinking Jameson all night.
Frank's salad at Macaroni Grill came back to haunt him when his Jameson bender led to an extreme greeny that resembled Kermit in a food processor.
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(n) One who originates from New Zealand that tends to do some kick-ass activities
Extreme Kiwi- as seen on "WipeOut-"Big Balls" cliff-diving etc.
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The Extreme Houdini is a sexual act with the following prerequisites: the couple must be having sex doggy-style, with the receiving partner facing a window on the first floor of the building. Another person, unbeknownst to the receiving partner, must be present in the room, usually hiding in a clost, as well.
The act is as follows: At a pre-decided interval, the giving partner pulls out and the hidden person must seamlessly take his place inside the orifice in question so as not to alert the receiving partner. Then, the original giving partner must leave the room, go outside and wave to the receiving partner through the window.
That ho was so surprised when she saw me waving after me and my friend did the Extreme Houdini on her.
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Sex position involving 5 people, created by a legend and a lot of alcohol. Description:
Person 1 ( female). Lies on the floor with mouth wide open
Person 2 ( male). Teabags person one with penis pointing in the same direction as person 1's legs.
Person 3 (male). Gives head to person 2 and vaginally penetrates person 1
Person 4 (male). Anally penetrates person 3
Person 5 (female and Christian). Token Christian girl stands to side with both thumbs up
5 friends fancied an orgy but the Christian in the group believed in abstinance so the group went for the Liam Extreme.
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Clear shape of the VAGINA can be easily seen because covering garment is thin, tight, form fitting and transparent.
Her extreme cameltoe was so perfect the Gynocologist tried 3 times to insert spoons before he realized patient was wearing panties.
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1) An umbrella term for three heaviest genres of metal music (along with their subgenres): thrash metal, black metal and death metal
2) A convenient term to label the music of bands who tend to incorporate all three of the above influences into their sound
2) A politically correct term/euphemism used to label black metal which happens not to be "black" enough for the trve kvlt people to acknowledge it as such. Hence, some formerly black metal bands who later shifted towards a more mainstream sound have adopted this term to label their own music, which later carried over to reviewers and music press.
1) Understood as an umbrella term, "extreme metal" can be used to describe such different bands as Slayer, Cannibal Corpse or Emperor.
2) Torchbearer can be considered the consummate extreme metal band, as their music is a well-balanced mix of thrash, death and black metal.
3) Dimmu Borgir started out as a melodic black metal band, but later incorporated heavy symphonic and industrial influences into their sound while noticeably reducing explicit Satanic references in their lyrics. This lead to considerable mainstream success for the band, which coupled with its lyrical blandness has called into question the continued status of the band as a "black metal" band. Hence the band's sound is often referred to as "extreme metal", presumably not to upset black metal purists, even though the sound is still predominantly rooted in black metal and lacks thrash or death characteristics.
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