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Engaging in acts of fellatio while listening to the greatest hits of famous jazz great, Thelonious Monk.
The offensive odor created by cheap bronzer, too much hairspray and an overly full adult diaper.
That guy's not only dangerous, but he reeks of Felony.
Felony. Felony is the type of person who always has your back. They’re always by your side, through thick and thin. Felony doesn’t always talk, for they fear they won’t say the right thing. They fear being alone, and constantly asks you if you’re mad at them. But you aren’t. Felony is that person there for you, and you’re there for them. They’re also very chaotic, as the name implies, usually having goblin energy. They would rob a bank with you.
You: Hey Felony, want to commit a Felony?
Felony: Oh hell yeah!
A crime that is usually related to violence and is more serious that misdemeanor and usually gets you in jail to 1 year to up to your hole live in jail
I just go 5 felony charger for burglary
A felony bag is the small carrying case used to organize & tote around the tools & gadgets needed to get high. A felony bag may include, yet not limited to, the following- a glass pipe, chore boy, a metal stick, syringes, tourniquet, cotton, metal spoon, alcohol pads, rolling papers, etc.
Damn girl, ur not afraid of getting caught with that felony bag in ur purse?
Dude, u better hope no police run up on us right now & find that felony bag in ur pocket!
behaving towards another person, actively or passively, in a manner that is hurtful and harmful to the friendship to the point of being unforgivable
Wait, so she knows you are going through a breakup and that you just lost your job and she is still not calling you back or returning your texts? That's a total friendship felony.
When someone shits in a public restroom and leaves the scene without flushing the poop.
Me: I'm telling you man, I really needed to take a shit while on break and I saw that someone committed a Shit and Run Felony in the second stall.