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testicle festival

When all of the guests at a particular party are male.

Danny hoped his party would attract tons of hot local bitches, but as the night progressed it became clear that his living room had become a complete testicle festival.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

20๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Festival Friend!

Friends that you make at a festival, and won't stop referencing/name dropping. Your other friends get pissed off and tease you with outbursts of "friend!" and "festival friend!", just like in the inbetweeners.

Douche 1: Aww yeah, just texting Chesky. Seeing her this weekend!

Chorus: Awhhh, festival friend!

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Person: So what were you up to this weekend?

Douche: Seeing some people from Reading. Did I mention I met loads of people at Reading and now we're best friends?

Chorus: Awwwh you made fwends at weading! Festival Fwend!

by moronicmaster September 26, 2010

12๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pussy Festival

1. What happens when 2 people say that they are gonna fight, and then proceed to call the fight off.

2. A place full of hot women

1. Man, I hope this fight don't turn into a pussy festival.

2. Holy fuck, man, this club is like a pussy festival!!

by Kenneth Steel October 2, 2011

12๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Harvest Festivals

Term used to describe the huge underwear worn by bigger women, so called because all of God's bounty is gathered within.

"I was gonna wear a thong on my date, but it was cold out so I decided on my Harvest Festivals instead

by bigshaoon July 24, 2008

12๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


reading festival

the greatest festival in the U.K. happens once a year normally in summer. lots of great bands play. Green Day, Lost Prophets, Placebo, The Hives, The Darkness

And The Shit get booed off e.g
50 Cent
Rasmus

Reading Festival was the nads ^ ^

by adam October 9, 2004

90๐Ÿ‘ 43๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bukkake Festival

A jubilation which may or may not include several typical party games and events, but always ends with some manner of bukkake with the Bukkake Belle (or belle of the bukkake vestival) as the object of the act.

Kyle's friends decided to throw him a Bukkake Festival on his birthday, because they knew how much he liked to ejaculate on women.

by Baron Handlebar November 7, 2005

27๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


beer festival

1. A festival where the promoted theme (eg. a popular brand of beer, folk singing, medieval banquet, striptease, Octoberfest) is blatantly ignored, and large quantities of beer is drunk. And people roll about rat arsed, pissed as a newt, lit up like a christmas tree, and display a range of loud and disorderly behaviour.

I went to the (insert your favourite beer) Beer Fastival and had a great time!

by Kerb November 29, 2004

16๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž