it’s a 2D plane that glows
it’s a motion stabilisation plateau
you put a laser on it but it doesn’t come with a laser
a.k.a. a mouse pad
Customer: I'm looking for a flat clicker
Worker: I'm not sure of what that is
Customer near yelling: A FLAT CLICKER!!!!
One who lacks the most important organ, a brain. One who believes that the Earth is Flat, and that space doesn't exist and is just a 'dome' around the Earth and everything is a lie told by the government.
Guy 1: How do u feel about Flat Earthers?
Guy 2: I feel that all Flat Earthers should be sent up in a rocket, and ejected into space, so their last sight will be a Spherical Earth in Space.
One who is mentally retarded in the head, was dropped as a child and snorts crushed up panadol.
All flat earthers are dickheads.
flat out, busy, unable to stop, lots on your plate. the busiest of the busy and too busy to stop and do the little things.
Bob: "Dude, did you get that email?"
Jon: "Nah bro, I'm flat stick!"
Guy1: That guys a flat earther.
Guy2: You mean a dumb ass
Someone who not only believes the Earth is flat, but will also claim any argument against their theory is government propaganda.
I hear Bob is a Flat Earther. We should send Bob up into space so he can get a harsh dose of reality.
A forgotten word for a sandwich which cost four playing cards a bite.
a: Can I have a bite of your flat freddy?
b: That'll cost you four playing cards.