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it’s a 2D plane that glows
it’s a motion stabilisation plateau
you put a laser on it but it doesn’t come with a laser
a.k.a. a mouse pad
Customer: I'm looking for a flat clicker
Worker: I'm not sure of what that is
Customer near yelling: A FLAT CLICKER!!!!
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One who lacks the most important organ, a brain. One who believes that the Earth is Flat, and that space doesn't exist and is just a 'dome' around the Earth and everything is a lie told by the government.
Guy 1: How do u feel about Flat Earthers?
Guy 2: I feel that all Flat Earthers should be sent up in a rocket, and ejected into space, so their last sight will be a Spherical Earth in Space.
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One who is mentally retarded in the head, was dropped as a child and snorts crushed up panadol.
All flat earthers are dickheads.
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flat out, busy, unable to stop, lots on your plate. the busiest of the busy and too busy to stop and do the little things.
Bob: "Dude, did you get that email?"
Jon: "Nah bro, I'm flat stick!"
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Guy1: That guys a flat earther.
Guy2: You mean a dumb ass
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Someone who not only believes the Earth is flat, but will also claim any argument against their theory is government propaganda.
I hear Bob is a Flat Earther. We should send Bob up into space so he can get a harsh dose of reality.
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A forgotten word for a sandwich which cost four playing cards a bite.
a: Can I have a bite of your flat freddy?
b: That'll cost you four playing cards.