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While seeing or dating someone, they claim they are not ready for a relationship or are afraid of commitment, but will then break it off with you and move immediately into a committed relationship with the next person. You prep them, if you will, and warm them up to the idea of a relationship or commitment. It's just not with you!
"Damn, I am so sick of being a relationship fluffer for all these loser guys who claim they don't want a commitment as they now have moved on to the next girl and they are now exclusively dating!"
"I'm a master relationship fluffer. Immediately after parking me in the friend zone, he now has a serious girlfriend when he told me he just wanted casual."
A slang term for people who visit the bosses office regularly to offer hollow praise and sometimes gifts - with the intention of influencing the future actions of the boss. With time and work, the "Office Fluffer" can not only make the boss think they are a Super Hero - they can usually get them to fly in any direction they want with a few subtle comments (then disappear before any action happens).
"I just saw Jane go up to the Bosses office with some coffee 10 minutes ago - then back down to her desk. When the Boss came down - he told us we were to do things a new way. I swear I heard Jane talking about doing it that way last week...odd that method makes her job the easiest in the office. Of all the Office Fluffers - she's the best.".
"Man - that's got to be the third time Bob has been in the office asking how the Boss stays so ripped, and the third time he's come out discussing something important about to happen in the company. I think there's some serious Office Fluffing going on!".
"Every time Mike is missing from his desk - you can guess something bad is going to happen. No one in the office likes Mike, except the Boss - who thinks Mike is a genius. With enough Office Fluffing - Mike will eventually be pulled off the floor and given a nice job doing QC or something.".
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my huskie is a cute fluffer pupper
An underwater blow job. To have oral sex under water as in sucking cock or licking pussy. Maybe While your partner complains about feeling nothing or gags from the slime on ones vagina. Which is common in this situation.
I bet out there right now theres someone whos haveing this read to them while they give their signifacant other oral sex and gagging.
That girl got so drunk last night we took turns giving each other snorkle fluffers, while i soaked in the hot tub.
One who loves giving blowjobs and/or enjoys the occasional grilled bratwurst.
"Zaphlon sure is s fucking sausage fluffer."
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A pillow fluffer is a hired member of the crew of a pornographic movie whose role on the set is to sexually arouse the male participants prior to the filming of scenes requiring erections. Presumably, the name arose, at least in part, as a mocking reference to the hair-fluffing make-up artists who kept the starlets in non-pornographic movies looking their very best in every scene.
Peter North needs to be prepped for this scene in 10, get the pillow fluffer on set.
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The mythical source of morning wood, the appear singing a tune and help you get erect with their gnomey mitts.
I was visited by the fluffer gnomes last night... and now I've got a huge boner in the morning.
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