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1) Ruining your career by glorifying sports injuries; 2) someone who felches goats for a living; 3) male model for the goatse website; 4) connoisseur of lemon parties
I really wanted to ruin everything in my life, so I decided to go do an "Eric Francis". Partied hard and became a major a-hole. Now I like to spend my time raising goats and being an Eric Francis
When a partner wears a biking helmet covered in rusty nails (similar to a sea urchin), and runs at partner 2 from a distance of approximately 10 yards while partner 2 holds their urethra open in an attempt for partner 1 to "thread the needle".
Player 1: "Man! Bill was late for practice today so Coach gave him a Dirty Francis!"
Player 2: "Ow man that made my crotch hurt just hearing that."
Player 3: "hope he got his tetanus shots."
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the lead singer or the band Aiden signed with Victory Records.
yester day i met wiL francis. he has amazing talent. =)
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(adj., v.) To cut back, skimp, or go cheap. Based upon Pope Francis rejecting the ritz and glamour of his predecessors, and using simpler clothing, transportation, housing, etc., than other popes.
(adj.) "You really went Pope Francis on that haircut, huh?"
(v.) "I had to Pope Francis my car; she was just too much of a gas guzzler."
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The one & only darling of planet earth. She is joy & truth. She is peace. She changes the timeline. She places the autocrats & dictators in their place.
Shari Francis set the world on its correct path
The character used by Inaros in Sorties & Sentients, a fictional spinoff of DnD and a video created by voice actor and Warframe content creator Omni Voice. Francis Bacon is a rouge Nidus, and the character sheet is just Inaros's diver's licence. The first act of Francis Bacon comes after the party rescues a "gorgeous Tenno woman" from three bandits. The first thing Francis Bacon asks after she is saved is "Does she have any food? Francis Bacon is hungry. He wants food." And thus, they received some food instead of a family heirloom. Francis Bacon describes this as a "fine reward for such a heroic deed". After Vauban, the acting DM, points out that they could have sold said object for 100g. Francis Bacon then describes himself as a non-materialist. After this is an encounter with a "fearsome chromatic dragon", the cave collapses, leaving time to gather only one thing that is not in their inventory already. Despite his self-proclaimed non-materialism, he grabs the toes from the dragon's corpse because he "thought they would be neat." The rest of the party points this out, but he responds with "Francis Bacon is a complex character." In their encounter with the dark lord of the land in his throne room, Francis decides he wants the big glass orb full of 10,000 years of dark energy, and gets a nat 1 on the dexterity check, causing him to drop it, and the orb to shatter. Half of the solar system is disintegrated. The end.
Francis Bacon is a complex character. He is often hungry, and a self proclaimed non-materialist.
The sex act which ends in semen being ejaculated onto a woman's head/hair, resulting in a greasy scalp.
I thought I would just have to swallow but instead he gave me a greasy Francis.
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