Franz Liszt

Liszt is some dude that played the piano, yeah, and he like, sent all pianists in the hospital for broken fingers, his music sounds really good, its just that.. almost no one can play like he wrote them as, my favorite lizst piece is Mazeppa S.137 and im trying to learn it, TRYING. yeah, i think i need to wait for my 6th finger to arrive before i can play him, also he was hungry or something like that, greatist virtuoso pianist that ever lived (next to rachmaninoff)

Pianist1: Hey dude that performance of Trans Etude N.4 was great! it sounded like liszt was playing!
Franz Liszt: I am Liszt.
Pianist1: can i marry you