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Free To Play

A deceiving concept invented by gaming companies to trick people into spending copious amounts of money on binary digits that have no practical applications in the real world.

Of course free to play games are free to download, and free to play, however if you want to make any sort of progress in said game, or be on a comparable level to other players in said game, you need to spend real world money in the fantasy world game to have any sort of fun.

Oftentimes consumers spend more money on free to play games than the MSRP price of many retail games.

You know that the title is deceiving when Electronic Arts, a bunch of money grubbing whores, says that Free To Play games are the future of the industry.

Nerd 1: “Man, I cannot keep up with anyone else. I tried to loot that chest but some guy keeps hiding around the corner and killing me with one swing.”

Nerd 2: “Dude, just spend $5 on that one spell and teach him a lesson.”

Nerd 1: “Good idea, I mean, I only make minimum wage, but 45 minutes of working at my sucky job is totally worth the satisfaction that killing this guy is gonna bring in this virtual reality. Wait I thought you said it was 5 bucks? It’s 10 bucks!”

Video Game Industry: “I love Free to Play. Who would’ve thought ‘Free’ could be so profitable!?”

by Pseudobot19 February 24, 2013

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free snatchin

when a girl does not wear underpants this is the more modern and updated word from going commando.

Yeah man my lady is always free snatchin even when she wears a skirt.

by smoothsexyington July 12, 2010

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Free Loot

When something is obtained by someone without that person paying for it or expecting it to happen. It could be a materialistic item or an experience. The phrase originated form rapper Jorlov who started using it on IG live when an artist would drop a new song or he found weed in his grinder.

"bro Becky left her puff bar at the house, free loot!"

by Lil butt plugggg May 28, 2021

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free inhabitant

An individual who enjoys the privileges and rights as an American citizen, but does not want to be held to the same standards and laws as everyone else by claiming that the federal, state, and/or local government does not have jurisdiction over them.

Robert got pulled over by Seattle PD while still drinking a Rogue IPA last month. He just started spouting nonsense from the Articles of Confederation, that he was a 'free inhabitant', and that the officer had no jurisdiction over him. They still haven't released him from the mental institution.

by Almost Hawaiian July 29, 2015

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free electron

Someone without actual job responsibilities who inflicts his/her opinions on people with real jobs in an effort to get them to do additional work.

"Don't take another meeting with him! He is just a free electron creating work for everyone else."

by SarcasmGirl May 10, 2017


Free Realms

Free Realms was a free-to-play kids MMORPG started in 2009 by Sony Online Entertainment. You had a customizable character in either human or pixie form that you could take on quests, enter battles, go fishing, farm, mine, adopt pets, build, craft, and explore the open world. Free Realms reached 10 million players in April 2010, where it peaked. Free Realms remained a popular kids game up until 2014, where the user-base began to dwindle and Sony closed its doors on the SOE; "sunsetting" multiple games such as Free Realms, Star Wars: Clone Wars Adventures, Vanguard: Saga of Heroes, and Wizardry Online. SOE was then sold to a company called Daybreak Games.

Free Realms was unique in its existence as an entirely family-friendly MMORPG, one of the first of its kind. It was a safe space for children and teens to express their individuality, develop their creativity, make friends, and explore an open world setting without the intensity of an adult MMO. It's lighthearted, comedic, and magical tones were showcased through a rich storyline, witty writing, high-quality graphics, and endless opportunities for exploration.

The world of Free Realms had several locations including Sanctuary, Seaside, Snowhill, Blackspore, Briarwood, Lakeshore, Merry-Vale, Shrouded Glade, and Sunstone Valley. There were several annual events hosted by SOE such as the Super Spooktacular, Snow Days, Festival of Hearts, and Free Realms Birthday Bash in April.

also Racheal Seabreeze was MAD hot!

Free Realms was a kids friendly MMORPG

Man I sure do miss Free Realms

Free Realms was my favorite game as a kid

I wanna be in FreeRealmsXXX Youtube Video with Racheal Seabreeze

by wowzowiee September 4, 2018

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Falutin-free

(from Highfalutin-free) A product or culinary creation’s optimal state of existence that avoids crossing the threshold into being unnecessarily complicated or exotically flavorful as to diminish the maker’s intended experience for the consumer, which is to deliver the expected purpose or sensory stimulation. The term was coined by comedian, Adam Carolla, on “The Adam Carolla Show” podcast(January 23, 2014).

Stewardess(Over PA): On today’s flight, we will be serving a pomegranate, thyme and goat-cheese pizza with a side avocado and mango salad tossed in passion fruit vinaigrette OR a turkey sandwich.

(minutes later)

Stewardess: Which would you like, sir?

Adam: Can you tell me about the turkey sandwich?

Stewardess: Sir?

Adam: Well I’d just like to know if it’s falutin-free or if the chef who made it was jacking off, you know, like he did with the pizza.

by griffin_t_a January 25, 2014

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