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a common diagnosis given by a trained medical professional when there is nothing wrong with his patient
patient: "Yo doc, my knee hurts like whoa"
doctor:"Hmm...looks like Iliotibial Band Friction. Have a lollipop."
1) The force applied to one's penis during masturbation or hand job. Levels of "HDF" can become increasingly uncomfortable without the use of proper lubrication.
2) The act of male masturbation
God Damn it John!!! It smells like Hand Dick Friction in here!
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One theory to explain the occurrence of a hole in the crotch of a mans jeans. Over time the material is eroded by the constant friction of the swinging ball bag.
Person 1: 'Dude, your nuts are hanging out of that hole in your jeans'.....
Person 2: 'Yeah sorry man, ball bag friction theory'
When a guy wants to talk to a girl but he doesn’t know what to say to her he asks her if she has ever run a friction crane. Nobody really knows what a friction crane is but it is a way to start a conversation.
Guy: Have you ever run a friction crane?
Girl: Whats that?
Guy: I don’t know but I thought you were pretty and I wanted to talk to you.
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Having the anal walls penetrated by the thin but long penis of a tall dutchmen
Jono stuck his manhood in Hillary, and created a frictional war of the fluids
My uncle Uri greeted me the other day in the traditional Russian way with a hug and several kisses on the cheek. I daresay there was some Icky Friction going on.
The feel of someone’s naked body against the force of yours as well. Nourished frictional solidation
I love the Nourished frictional solidation just the touch of her skin vibrates to mine.