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A Hoe , A Bitch who is messing with other people men when she got her own
she Keeps messing with my man when she has her own, she’s such a garden tool.
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Namjoon gave Jungwon a cactus plant during I-Land days and named it Injang and Garden. Jungwon said the first thing he always do when he wakes up is watering them.
Injang and Garden? Oh that’s jungwon’s plant
This phenomenon happens when you see someone in their yard while driving around and they're standing and bent over tending to their garden. 99 percent of the time it's not a pleasant site and it can produce recurring images in your mind of a large object stretching out Capri pants to maximum capacity.
"Since the weather has been better lately, I'm seeing garden ass all over the place whenever I'm driving around."
When your plants grow fucking legs and start to fight zombies with guns and witchery
Omg not again the Garden is starting a garden warfare with that zombies.
The act of urinating in bushes after dark. The phrase is attributable to the R.E.M. song of the same name, written after the band was driving in a van after a show in the early 1980's and directed the van's driver, drummer Bill Berry, to pull to the side of the road so that the other band members could engage in some "night gardening" on the roadside bushes.
The cops gave him a ticket because he was caught gardening at night over off Broad Street.
A guy who sucks himself off watching a wetsuit drying on a clothesline
Da fuck outta here you dirty fuckin garden turtle