Dice Goblin

A Dice Goblin is the little voice inside your heart which craves the purchase of new dice, sets, singles, it does not metter to the Dice Goblin, as long as they are new and shiny.

Oh man, did you see the new set by X company?
-SHHHH!... you will waken the Dice Goblin.

gains goblin

A term used to describe a person or time commitment that interferes with one's potential to cultivate mass.

Yo, kevin be actin like a gains goblin when he wastes my time at the gym.

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Wobble Goblins

A huge pair of natural tits.

Jesus! Check out the wobble goblins on that!

Japanese Goblin

WE ARE THE JAPANESE GOBLIN. DO YOU HAVE the knight jumping high at the Oni slayer? I AM um... JAPANESE GOBLIN. Red, Blue, Yellow Onis AND MORE! HIGH VIVID CHARTREUSE-GREEN Oni. SEXY MEDIUM VIOLET Oni. Purple blooming Rhododendron Oni. Lalala I wonder can we cause a pandaemonium TONIGHT? HIGH TENSION JAPANESE GOBLIN. DRUNK, HAPPY, slowly getting tipsy. I AM um... JAPANESE GOBLIN. LET'S GO moon viewing, sing, and make a fuss! Wrap ourselves with wrapping paper or something SHALL WE? Even humans or ghosts, I'll make them see stars. It's not that bad, It's not that bad. BREAK OUT and let's party!

I like japanese goblin *insert Japanese Goblin Song*

Brass Goblin

Someone who collects/steals your empty cases whilst your still shooting, with zero consideration of whether your going to collect them to reload yourself.

I was shooting my new 6.5CM only to turn around and catch this Brass Goblin with his tote catching my brass out of the air!

cuck goblin

A man who sneaks out in the middle of the night to meet his girlfriend or another woman to eat the cum from multiple guys inside of her vagina.

Dude, is that Marc?
Yeah Tone, Marc is a Cuck Goblin.
A Cuck Goblin, what’s that Randy?
It’s when Marc sneaks out late at night to eat the cum of multiple men from his girl’s vagina.

Oh man Randy - that’s messed up... He’s a real Cuck goblin!

Wiener goblin

(Noun)An unattractive or ugly troll who loves throating dicks.

(Verb) The act of giving a very toothy or gummy blowjob down to the base like a starving demon.

Hey bro, that wiener goblin gave me the sloppiest head the other night.

Me too brah!

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