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Governor Cuomo

He should have just let them impeach him and stayed defiant in office if he really wanted to stay in office. Trump is a clown and he still didn't resign, he didn't let anybody walk over him.

Governor Cuomo isn't a predator, he's just weak under pressure, now someone else has his job, thanks not just to others, but also to himself. He let other people get rid of him by not really taking a stand against anyone.

by The Original Agahnim August 11, 2021


Governor Hair

Gov. Rick Perry of Texas, an Aggie.

He is considered to be a poor debater and not exceptionally bright, but always has fantastic hair, especially for his age. He was a faithful GOP Lieutenant Governor under Gov. George "Dubya" Bush, and sort of inherited the position in a highly red state. No intelligent Republican (and, yes, they do exist) has bothered to ever run against him.

A: Governor Hair spoke today.
B: What did he say?
A: Nothing memorable, but everyone clapped.

by The Rusty Shack January 7, 2014


Maggie L Walker Governor's School

AKA prison. A place where the students appear nice and thoughtful on the outside but are rich, spoiled, and have the souls of lemmings. You will be given so much homework that you haven't the time to do anything else. This is why the student body appears to be a hive mind. Any personality, unique traits, or hobbies outside of school sports they once had were sucked out of them. Heed this warning.

Dang, I've been going to Maggie L Walker Governor's School for so long now I've nearly forgotten who I am. I miss my friends.

by mysomedaynevercame May 14, 2023


Governor Dewine

A small male with an ego trip
The master of disguise
Someone make a wish rejected
Someone who entered politics after getting beat up in 3rd grade
Imbecile
A face you wish had pink eye

You have a Governor Dewine face and you need to change it

by Pescosolido November 22, 2020


Governor Dewine

A small male, imbecile, make a wish reject. Someone who got beat up in 3rd grade and failed to let it go and went into politics. Smallan syndrome.

I thought you were stupid but seriously man you're a governor dewine.

by Pescosolido November 22, 2020


Governor Taft

A Governor Taft is when you sit in an empty bathtub, flip backwards so that your legs are behind your head, hips are lodged to the sides, then your partner turns on the hot water so it hits your taint, and he or she will then cleanse your tafted taint.

It was only a matter of weeks before my new girlfriend was comfortable enough to give me a governor Taft. She wasn't bad for a beginner.

by Drizzy1333 October 24, 2016


'ello governor

Say this to someone who talks to a stranger or person they do not know for too long.
(Pronoucnced, 'ello govnor')

Man1 : *Talking to a stranger*
Man1 finishes talking to the stranger

Man2 : "'ello governor, right? Haha"

by Nyan_ June 30, 2017