When a middle-aged Mom becomes a groupie of a boy toy band and constantly fantasizes about them whilst getting plowed by Dad.
Tonight, baby, you will be Jake as I Greta Van fuck you!
A day to celebrate Greta's hot ass mom.
Soph: get off me hoe!
Greta's mom: No! It's national Greta's mom day
Something you say when you need to Make America Great Again but you're too high on tylenol and you type too fast and you make it Greta instead.
"Back in my day men would armwrestle appalachian bears to the death. Now they're gender study professors or something. MAKE AMERICA GRETA AGAIN!"
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born 3 January 2003) is a Swedish environmental activist who is internationally known for challenging world leaders to take immediate action against climate change
Greta Tintin Eleonora Ernman Thunberg is a very good person.
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Congratulating someone for taking a shower
Joffery: I just got out of the shower. I feel so refreshed!
Alice: Gretas, my friend!
A Greta Corndog is a environmental activist using a corn dog in the act of sex mostly by invoking the anal regions after the deeds are finished the corn dog is consumed.
Man Lisa and you are into some weird shit I don't think I would ever try a Greta corndog.