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Noun - A tantalizingly attractive yet clearly unerage female human being. Similar to a piece of green fruit that still needs a little more time on the vine, the baby growler is often characterized by a lack of fullness despite a good shape and curvature. Your conscious says it’s not right, but the caveman instinct in you says grrrr!
Upon spotting a baby growler in public, feel free to growl while just out of earshot to alert other males in the vicinity of the presence of said baby growler. When spotted in public, the baby growler is often accompanied by a mother. If this is the case, feel free to growl at said mother as well, as she will likely also be attractive and worthy of procreative advances.
However, it is important to be on the lookout for the dominant male of the herd, as he is often fiercely protective of his baby growlers. He doesn’t want to admit it, but he knows what’s up. If he was you, he’d hit it. Be careful not to make direct eye contact with the male after blatantly eyeing up his underage daughter, as this can lead to fisticuffs. If the situation turns nasty and no police or Dateline NBC correspondents are in sight, gather with other males and charge the herd of growlers , mothers and the like, which will cause a stampede and allow you to pick off the young, old and wounded.
Good hunting.
Male #1: Grrrrr.
Male #2 (closet homosexual): Come on, that baby growler has braces and a Hannah Montana Trapper-Keeper.
Male #1: Grrrrr.
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a large angry looking vagina, usually sported by girls of a chubbier persuasion
wow dave, you should of seen her flabby growler. it was enough to scare some local kids away
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A womans sexual organ (vagina) that has been neglected sexually and needs to be fed or at least pet.
The women at any bar on any given saturday night who has recently broke up with there boyfriend and has probably had too much to drink. This womans sexual organ can be reffered to as a hungry growler.
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A dirty sex hungry person who lurks in the shadows of night clubs/bars, hunting for female growlers to make their play things.
A person who will try anything to get up close and personal with a female growler.
A chaser of the pink taco.
A hunter of the hairy axe wound.
"Hey look at that creep by the female toilets, they look like a real Growler Prowler"
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To drop an excruciatingly painful shit that has been growling in the intestines. Typically results from poor dietary choices or spicy meals.
Sherwin scarfed down several bean burritos during his lunch hour. During his afternoon Kaizen meeting, his stomach began to rumble and slosh. As the sweat began to bead his brow, he could wait no more. He excused himself and performed a Hope Pinch all the way to the men's room where he barely reached the stool to cop a squat and Bust a Growler.
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A woman's, usually an older woman's vagina with an exceptionally large amount of pubic hair.
I was going to go down on her but she had a really hairy growler!
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The act of disposing of your bodily waste, in the form of feces. To take a shit.
Mg : "Yo D where ya been, dude?
Dh : " Man, i was droppin' a growler.
Mg : " Awright...Really."
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