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A sober friend that watches over you and doesn't leave you alone when your completely drunk and/or high
Guy #1: Yo you want to bend an elbow?
Guy #2: Nah I'm straight...I'm Skylar's guardian angel.
Guy #1: Oh true haha...she's messed up.
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One who lives to guard the existence of felines with his life. A person who is very good with computers, and is usually a 4.0 student. His parents shall be divorced, and make all of his gamer tags relevant to cats. His background on his computer should be a big cat. He spends 99% of his time reading about pussy (cats) and is also known by the name of Anthony.
Damn cat guardian really knows a lot about dat pussy
4👍 1👎
A sweet ass, kick ass fantasy series, writen by Joel Rosenberg. The first book, The Sleeping Dragon, starts it off. Any fantasy fan should read it, it rules.
Damn, I can't believe that he died. But, hell, Walter's still around in Guardians of the Flame, so it won't be as bad.
4👍 1👎
A little thing with lots of legs that shoots deadly lasers at things, appears in Legend of Zelda, Breath of the Wild. You can also control them.
Link: Oh no! A guardian! Run!
Guardian Stalker: Haha die
Link: *jumps on and drives on top of a volcano*
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An adversary so feeble, hapless, and inept that his treacherous or duplicitous actions actually end up insulating his intended target from any and all harm originally intended to be inflicted upon him.
"My fat bastard of a supervisor and her idiot flunkies made my life so miserable that I resigned my post and took a position elsewhere. Thirteen weeks later, my former place of work became embroiled in an international scandal that resulted in criminal charges being filed against the corrupt, messianic boss; innocent employees being deported; and the filing of a multi-million dollar lawsuit that threatens the financial solvency of the institution."
"Wow. Staying with that sinking ship could have ended your whole career. The douchebags who badgered you into resigning actually ended up being your guardian assholes."
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Someone who tries to harm you, but in the process saves you from a bigger disaster.
R. is so my guardian demon. She stole T. from me but turns out he has VD! OMG!
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PC term used mostly at school to prevent the kids whose biological parents do not have custody of them or kids of deceased parents from feeling lesser than "regular" kids.
Teacher: Have your parent or guardian sign this paper and bring it in tomorrow.
Kid: Man, I know my moms signed her rights over to my grandma, but y'all don't have to rub it in my face with this parent or GUARDIAN bullshit.
12👍 7👎