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Dropping a heavy set of weights on your throat while working out without a spotter
Friend 1: I got hit with a Planet Fitness Guillotine last week and my throat STILL hurts!
Friend 2: Should have brought a spotter or lifted lighter weights, that's on you.
The accidental act of zipping up one’s pants when one’s penis is obstructing the process.
Cletus: I got guillotined again, I bled a fuck-ton. I think it’s gonna leave a scar.
Jeremiah: Who the hell asked?
it’s when you put their head between your legs and squeeze as they blow you.
Damn bro my friend has on only fans, and her boyfriend apparently guillotined her on that shit.
Ahahahahahaha! That's hilarious because, yeah, he just loses immediately if that's allowed! Ha!
Hym "THAT. IS. HILARIOUS! Nate puts him in a standing guillotine at the end of the fight. Hahaha! Love it. I goota check the highlights quick I didn't know that was a thing that was happening tonight."
In spy X family episode three one of the main characters: Yor gets hard from a guillotine
Guy 1: bro watch spy family.
Guy 2: I did, bro got hard from a guillotine.
Guy 1:GUILLOTINE HARD ON
A three way but everyone is choking each other
I passed out while performing a three way guillotine last night. It was great.
A term for throwing kitchen knives to people.
"Jackie Chan's in the kitchen. There will be a lot of flying guillotines in this scene."