Guilt wank

The feeling of guilt when you have finished masturbating over an ugly person.
Also applying to masturbation over ugly pornographic material (e.g. fat woman).

When you are feeling seriously horny and you think it is acceptable to choose a random person to masturbate over. Either whilst looking at one of their photographs or texting/ chatting to them online. Only to realize shortly after you've exploded that they are fuck ugly, and you've just made the biggest mistake of your life. You have fallen victim to a 'guilt wank'.

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Facebook Guilt

Facebook Guilt: An attempt to support or bring attention to a cause by posting a guilt-inducing status update along the lines of "If you believe/don't believe in ___________, repost for the next _______ minutes/hours/days;" the implication being that if you don't repost you are taking a stand AGAINST said cause.

An example of Facebook Guilt: I care about America’s soldiers – IF YOU CARE TOO YOU MUST REPOST THIS!!

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white guilt

a term only used by white racists, applied towards other white people who challenge their worldview by suggesting that racism still exists and/or is bad for some reason.

Essentially a sanitized version of "nigger lover".

"You don't think it's funny when I call it James Earl Ray day? Feeling a little white guilt, are you?"

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guilt voodoo

When someone acts or speaks in a way intending to cause you to feel guilty.

Don't even try to work that guilt voodoo on me.

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mom guilt

Guilt a mother feels anytime she takes time to do something for herself, outside of work, that does not involve her children.

After barely seeing my children all week due to work, I had horrible 'mom guilt' when dropping them off at the sitter so I could go to the gym.

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guilt gift

1. A gift one gives that is motivated purely by guilt.

2. A substitute for saying, "I'm sorry." Most effective when used by single wealthy men over 40 on their girlfriends.

1. "Oh that's a very pretty necklace!"
"Thanks - it was a guilt gift. This one's for Vegas."

2. "Why didn't you call me back?"
"Here, have some <guilt gift> chocolate!"

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Towel guilt

The guilt a man feels when he begins to dry his face with a towel before realising that he has used it the night before as a cum rag.

Man: "Hey can you pass me that towel?"

Woman: "Yea sure" (passes the towel) "What's wrong?"

Man: "I've got some serious towel guilt. I forgot I used it as a cum rag last night."

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