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A masculine given name originating from Scandinavia, a Hannes is usually of aryna viking heritage and is therefore tall, naturally good looking and light of hair. Hannes is a very smart, funny and nice man with great looks. Everybody loves hanging around a Hannes. His dick is usually enormous in girth leading him to be a natural sex god and he always has the hottest woman locked down in a relationship.
Girl 1: Don't turn around, but the tallest sexiest Swedish guy is standing behind you..
Girl 2: *Turns around* Oh my god, his name has got to be Hannes!
When a housemate scams you off utilities, rent, and internet by completely overcharging every housemate by exactly $20 to fund a flight to Australia.
Accountant: oh your rent receipts don’t make sense, you’ll get audited. Looks like scamming hann got you.
A monster that lives in the dungeons of thomas more college in belgium.
Omg, did you hear about an hannes?
a very pretty and kinda annoying sibling that may eat all YOUR food and is very helpful to you if you blackmail with candy
hann I will give you candy if you get me water!
apparently there's no hann in this world.. SO TO EVERY HANN OUT THERE.. YOU'RE HOT, GORGEOUS, PRETTY AND FCKING ATTRACTIVE! GO TELL EVERYONE THAT YOU'RE THE HOTTEST PERSON EXIST IN THIS WORLD
human: “ hey, look at hann.. they're so pretty ”
another human: “ I KNOW RIGHTT ”
Hann is one of the most retard friend you can ever have. He tends to laugh at his own jokes and makes you laugh by his nonsense. Most of Hann's are very enthusiastic in an autistic way. Hann's humor is out of this world. Makes you rethink of your life choices for befriending a Hann. Though he will still be there for his friends. A dumbass and forever a dumbass yet he still makes sense sometimes. Tries to comfort you but fails miserably. Hugot is life for him. Makes such good playlists its scary. Always a loner and broken. Even if he is, somehow he makes people smile
You're humor is nonsensical, you talk like a Hann.