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Person who works as a porn star is in the industry and does not want to reveal they do.
Hey whats your job?
Oh im just an accountant at this company called onlyfans
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Someone whos obviously making more than you
Accountants can start at $60,000 with no experience
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Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in way you don't understand.
See also: wizard, magician
Hello, Mr. Fabeets, this is your Accountant. I just finished your taxes and it looks like you owe the IRS about $40,000, but, if you pay me just $2,500, I can calculate some depreciation deductions that will make your entire tax go away.
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When someone works as a stripper/adult industry but is either being censored. Or simply doesn’t wish to say it.
Mother-in-law: “What work do you do?”
Leah: “I’m an accountant”
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An incredibly clever person who earns too much money each year
After 5 or more years, the average annual salary for a chartered accountant in business rises to £90,200, with an average yearly bonus of £20,600.
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An extremely dull person, devoid of all personality. Stereotypically will wear a grey suit, drive a grey car and have grey skin. All accountants are balding by 25 years of age and have repulsive coffee breath. Spending a day in an accountants can bring on depression in an instant.
Yeah he seemed a right accountant, reckon he must have left his personality at home.
Say something dammit, anyone would think you were an accountant, mate!
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An accountants job is to ensure that the people who can afford an accountant don't pay tax.
Christiano Ronaldo has a good accountant.
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