A masculine given name originating from Scandinavia, a Hannes is usually of aryna viking heritage and is therefore tall, naturally good looking and light of hair. Hannes is a very smart, funny and nice man with great looks. Everybody loves hanging around a Hannes. His dick is usually enormous in girth leading him to be a natural sex god and he always has the hottest woman locked down in a relationship.
Girl 1: Don't turn around, but the tallest sexiest Swedish guy is standing behind you..
Girl 2: *Turns around* Oh my god, his name has got to be Hannes!
Hanne is often a girl that loves a bit of action.
A Hanne flatebø is always in a goofy mood.
OMG?!
You see that goofy girl over there?
Oh, that is definetly a Hanne flatebø
When a housemate scams you off utilities, rent, and internet by completely overcharging every housemate by exactly $20 to fund a flight to Australia.
Accountant: oh your rent receipts don’t make sense, you’ll get audited. Looks like scamming hann got you.
A monster that lives in the dungeons of thomas more college in belgium.
Omg, did you hear about an hannes?
a very pretty and kinda annoying sibling that may eat all YOUR food and is very helpful to you if you blackmail with candy
hann I will give you candy if you get me water!
apparently there's no hann in this world.. SO TO EVERY HANN OUT THERE.. YOU'RE HOT, GORGEOUS, PRETTY AND FCKING ATTRACTIVE! GO TELL EVERYONE THAT YOU'RE THE HOTTEST PERSON EXIST IN THIS WORLD
human: “ hey, look at hann.. they're so pretty ”
another human: “ I KNOW RIGHTT ”