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het cetera

het cet·er·a
/het ˈsedərə/

adverb: hetcetera
1. used at the end of a list to indicate that further, heterosexual shenanigans are included.

"They have been busy with the gender reveal party, live laugh loving, het cetera."

by nerdularnerdence April 18, 2020


Het-Blind

also known as Homo-Vision, Heterosexuality Blindness, Every-Character-Is-Gay Syndrome, or HeteroBlind.

where one (usually a teenager doing harmless headcanons) thinks literally every character is gay. it does no harm to literally anyone aside from heteronormative people who get mad at lgbtq+ teens for headcanoning characters.

Tldr; "no character is heterosexual if i get ahold of them"

Rando 1: OMG literally not everyone is gay in media youre fucking delusional.

Someone doing harmless activities: sorry bru im Het-Blind...

by fox fox April 23, 2024


het poacher

A person who is so distinctively attractive they turn a person gay or bisexual.

Person 1: "Hey did you see Tom Holland in Uncharted?"

Person 2: "Oh my God, yes! He's such a het poacher!"

by Lieutenant Fuckboy February 24, 2022


Bi comp-het

When you like women, nonbinary people, and attention from men.

Some women: Man I hate experiencing Bi comp-het

Other person: What's Bi Comp-het

Some women: I like women, nonbinary people, and attention from men.

Other person: I think that's normal comp-het and you haven't accepted you're a lesbian.

Some women: stfu Jerry

by Zuckmai_dek April 18, 2021


Het wezen

Become a beautiful monster.A heartless creature. A Goddest of pain.Maybe then the emptiness of this bullet hole,they left in my chest,will finally make some sense we already know

Dat is het wezen die heel #Sinister is

by Blaaskaak July 12, 2018


No het tho

Short for “no hetero though”

Inverse of No homo and tweaked version of No Hetero™ (because it sounds too awkward)

Guy: Hi.

Girl: Hi. Did you get a haircut?
Guy: Yeah.

Girl: It looks good. No het tho.

Gandhi: It’s not straight if you say no het tho.

by Waimey Blimey! December 25, 2019


a confused het

jessica

jessica is a confused het

by markleeh June 17, 2018