het cet·er·a
/het ˈsedərə/
adverb: hetcetera
1. used at the end of a list to indicate that further, heterosexual shenanigans are included.
"They have been busy with the gender reveal party, live laugh loving, het cetera."
also known as Homo-Vision, Heterosexuality Blindness, Every-Character-Is-Gay Syndrome, or HeteroBlind.
where one (usually a teenager doing harmless headcanons) thinks literally every character is gay. it does no harm to literally anyone aside from heteronormative people who get mad at lgbtq+ teens for headcanoning characters.
Tldr; "no character is heterosexual if i get ahold of them"
Rando 1: OMG literally not everyone is gay in media youre fucking delusional.
Someone doing harmless activities: sorry bru im Het-Blind...
A person who is so distinctively attractive they turn a person gay or bisexual.
Person 1: "Hey did you see Tom Holland in Uncharted?"
Person 2: "Oh my God, yes! He's such a het poacher!"
When you like women, nonbinary people, and attention from men.
Some women: Man I hate experiencing Bi comp-het
Other person: What's Bi Comp-het
Some women: I like women, nonbinary people, and attention from men.
Other person: I think that's normal comp-het and you haven't accepted you're a lesbian.
Some women: stfu Jerry
Become a beautiful monster.A heartless creature. A Goddest of pain.Maybe then the emptiness of this bullet hole,they left in my chest,will finally make some sense we already know
Dat is het wezen die heel #Sinister is
Short for “no hetero though”
Inverse of No homo and tweaked version of No Hetero™ (because it sounds too awkward)
Guy: Hi.
Girl: Hi. Did you get a haircut?
Guy: Yeah.
Girl: It looks good. No het tho.
Gandhi: It’s not straight if you say no het tho.