Swiftie Hex

The curse of Taylor Swift’s Unhinged fan base. An attempt to cause TERRIBLE things to happen to anyone who makes/does ANYTHING about Taylor Swift that they do not like. Of course, this hex doesn’t work. Uncommonly used by swifties, as they usually call the person committing the “offense” a misogynist, fat slob who will never find love (even if they already have) before attempting anything else, but if they get angry enough they will perform the “Swiftie Hex” and “curse” the receiver, attempting to hurt/kill them (somehow). They appear to believe this actually works, but it doesn’t.

Swiftie Hex: Your legs will shrivel, your eyes will bulge. All parts of your body will go numb, before your heart explodes and destroys your ribs, causing your organs to collapse and your bones to rot like the sewer rat you are.

hex the moon

slang for bleaching one's asshole

"Jessica helped me hex the moon last night, she's so sweet, my boo will love it"

Hex solution

Hex solution is a solution of Propylhexedrine HCl, Propylhexedrine Carbonate, Propylhexedrine Citrate, Propylhexedrine Sulfate, or Propylhexedrine Acetate. For Propylhexedrine HCl, 0.2ml to 0.5ml 30% HCl acid (Muriatic acid) is used per Benzedrex cotton and 20ml water (5ml water + 0.5ml HCl to soak the cotton, 15ml to further clean the cotton. Wear gloves). For Propylhexedrine Acetate, 5ml of 5% Distilled White Vinegar is used per cotton + 15ml water (tap water works, but distilled is ideal). With Vinegar, no gloves necessary but still recommended. Clean with corn oil or Charcoal Lighter Fluid 10ml doing the shake and clean. Dilute it in 200ml to 400ml of water or juice or soda and then drink it.

Tony: I drank 300ml of 218mg Propylhexedrine HCl and clean the house. That was an awesome Hex solution.

Exlax Hexed Faggot

A faggot on laxatives while being double dicked down. A couple dicks so strong that shit goes everywhere and makes the double dick dirty brown.

(Exlax Hexed Faggot) Dick so deep that shit went everywhere

Hex

That one robot from the mod FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN And sadly got a virus :(

Girl: HEX IS SO CUTE
Guy: Y e s

Hex

Another word for “cool guy”.

Clown: Hex!!!
Everyone else: So true

Hex

Hex, a random bot that’s insanely nice that’s in FNF, he LAVES LEAVES HEHEHE basketball and met Whitty, but he gets a virus (not pog) and bf fights it off and we all gucci

Hex: Uh oh We might have a problem
Bf: what problem
Hex: on all the songs blah blah I let my guard down and let a virus or sum slip by