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Muscle hoagie is a man's large dick.
Carl 's girlfriend was comin over for dinner. Carl decided he was gonna feed her his muscle hoagie.
Very angry.
I was hoagie hot when my friend didn’t invite me to dinner.
When a woman is force fed two Locos Tacos then shaken until she is ready to produce some hot wet diarrhea, at this point the man pulls out a sandwich roll and prepares to spread his sandwich with said poop, and eat it.
"You hungry?"
"No thanks, I just finished a samoan hoagie"
"What"
"What"
When a girl visits a festival without a bag, she doesn't have a tent and toiletries. she has to find a place to sleep every night, usually in a different tent every night. Each night she sleeps in a tent she thanks the owner of the tent by letting him cum inside her. because she does not have her toiletries with her, she can not clean herself after. the last night she finds herself in someone elses tent, the cum of multiple men drool out of her vagina like a cheese filled hoagie. thats when she has a festival hoagie
A girl joined my tent the last day of the festival, and when i went down on her i saw she had a festival hoagie.
A southeastern pa term for prepping for pulling your pud.
You cup your cock in your hand, like your making a “ Hoagie”. Then apply lube, oils or your own grease. Close your hand and WEE+HOOOO
I just walked into Bobbies house and found Our friend Dan serving himself a “HAND HOAGIE “
The unfortunate combination of a wedgie and swamp ass.
Reginald gave Wilbur a monster wedgie after a game of basketball. Dude was rockin a dirty hoagie the rest of the day.
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to receive fellatio while operating a motor vehicle
Dude, your sister gave me a sweet road hoagie on the drive over here.
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