Holy macaroni

An alternative to saying holy mackerel

Martínez said, "Jesus, did you see that?!"

Jesus said, "Holy macaroni! I did!"

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holy christ

the phrase that replaces 'holy shit' after your christian friends tell you to stop cursing.

person 1: *stubs toe* holy shit! that fucking hurt
person 2 (a.k.a. christian friend): don't curse. it hurts the lord.
person 1: *stubs toe again* holy christ! that effing hurt.
person 2: *sigh*

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Holy Gentlemanly

A phrase to express shock or bemusement.

Person 1: 'I ate 8 pancakes last shrove tuesday'

Person 2: 'Holy Gentlemanly!!'

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Holy Dooley

Holy Dooley is an Australian term for an exclamation of surprise - similar to "Good Heavens", "My goodness" and other such remarks.

Holy Dooley! That frightened me!

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Holy toast

The expression in which your so shocked you can't think about anything but toast.

"he asked me out!"
"HOLY TOAST!"

holy butt

only gay people say this with the name dylan. if you say this you suck donkey balls and have a small dick

Dylan; holy butt
Normie; your gay

holy shwizzl

Describes an outburst of excitement and surprisement at the same time.
Can also be used as a description of surprised disgustment.

Holy shwizzl that thing is huge what is it?
I can't believe it, i'm so pissed holy shwizzl.