Mammoths hoof

A more senior, and generally larger scale version of a camels toe. Looks more like piano wire garotting an ardvarks rear. More prevalent in older ladies that "were once hot, but now are not"

Your wife needs to get a new swimsuit mate, that one shes got on may have fit her 20 years ago but now it just shows her "Mammoths hoof" its so tight!!! Its not a good look.......

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wolf hoof

A male Camel Toe.

Jenn has a Camel Toe, but damn look at Matt's Wolf Hoof!

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Hooker Hoofs

Any shoes with a heal over 2".
Usually worn by Hookers or any Females wanting to advertise they want to get fucked.

The shoes make a sound similar to the Hoofs of a Horse

While sitting in my Upstairs Hotel Room I heard the sound of Hooker Hoofs walking down the hall.

I could not Resist Peeking out the curtains to see what the girl looked like.

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hoof rot

A condition of the foot in which mushrooms grow between your toes. See foot fungus.

My feet itch and burn so bad, i think i have a moderate case of hoof rot.

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Meat Hoof

Commonly known as "Camel Toe"....when a woman wears jeans that are way too tight, and you can cleary see her "lips", and the seam is right up the middle.

Dude, look at that bitch's meat hoof, hanging out in public 'n all. That ain't right!

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Goat's hoof

When a female is donning tight attire down south, the 'Goat's hoof' comes out to play. Clearly visible to the naked eye, the 'Camel toe' bears a very similar resemblence to a common bovine trotter.

'Hey mate look! Blatant Goat's hoof approaching'
'Wow, Did you see Cheryl Coles hoof the other night?'
'Shall we go swimming? There's bound to be some hoofs about'

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camels hoof

A shape that develops around the genital area on womens trousers when they are too tight.
Usually fat women in ski pants. Urrgh!

Also known as camel toe.

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