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You take too much Kent, you feel like a horse
"I need to taste something to feel human, I feel horsed"
an animal that was alive a very long time ago and has evolved alot since then
Man people ride horses for fun
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a particularly ugly woman from shows such as; "Sex in the City"
Sarah Jessica Parker is suck a horse
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An animal that consists of four hooves, a tail and whinnies
The horse galloped around the pasture, his hooves floating on the air, whinnying at the girl on her way to the barn.
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1)Usually fairly large, four-legged animal. They are (or should be) grazing animals, and therefore need large pastures or careful feeding if pasture is not available. Wonderful creatures (that do not smell bad, their shit smells bad, as does their urine, but they actually smell nice)
2)Drain of time and money, not uncommon to find horse owners who spend all their money on their horses. "My other car is a horse" is a common sight on POS cars. Or "Poverty is owning a horse"
3) "Front end bites, back end kicks, and they are uncomfortable in the middle"
My horse eats better than I do
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