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When something bad or something that must be kept a secret happens you pretend you didn’t see it at all.
girl a: *kicks man in da balls*
teacher: *turns around as if she did not see cause man deserved that shit*
also teacher: “I pretend I do not see”
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If you say this you are a dick sucking faggot and you should die
And I oop and I oop and I oop *gets stabbed and tea bagged
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When a girl says "I wish I had a dick " , she means she wishes she could masturbate easier . She says this because her clitoris is not sensitive so , she has to give into buying a 40 dollar vibrator to masturbate. She just wishes it was as easy for her, as it is for a man to masturbate .
" I wish I had a dick"
" why so?"
" idk I wish I had a dick"
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has 0 human decency
o l i v i a has 0 human decency
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writer’s defense when using factual information from research that was not clearly cited from its original source.
This essay about Einstein is amazing but what part of the paragraph was his knowledge and what part was from the book? I’m sure he'll say "I swear I did some research," but I need to see which information comes from the book.
A phrase used to describe an area where you would imagine an axe murderer living. Can also reference Brooklyn.
Joe: *drives onto a stretch of deserted highway surrounded by forest.
Ashley: I think i saw this in a horror movie.
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Net meme meaning if you laugh, you have to post another funny picture, ad infinitum.
Wuts dat? I raff I ruse?
Exactry, you raff you ruse!
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