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I don't like Mondays

The silicon chip inside her head
Gets switched to overload
And nobody's gonna go to school today
She's gonna make them stay at home
And daddy doesn't understand it
He always said she was good as gold
And he can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to be shown?
I don't like Mondays
(Tell me why)
I don't like Mondays
(Tell me why)
I don't like Mondays
I wanna shoot the whole day down
The Telex machine is kept so clean
And it types to a waiting world
Her mother feels so shocked, father's world is rocked
And their thoughts turn to their own little girl
Sweet sixteen, ain't that peachy keen
Now it ain't so neat to admit defeat
They can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
What reasons do you need, oh oh oh oh?
I don't like Mondays
(Tell me why)
I don't like Mondays
(Tell me why)
I don't like Mondays
I wanna shoot the whole day down
Down, down, shoot it all down
And all the playing's stopped in the playground now
She wants to play with the toys a while
And school's out early and soon we be learning
And the lesson today is how to die
And then the bullhorn crackles and the captain tackles
With the problems and the hows and whys

And he can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to die, die, oh oh oh?
The silicon chip inside her head
Gets switched to overload
And nobody's gonna go to school today
She's gonna make them stay at home
And daddy doesn't understand it
He always said she was good as gold
And he can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to be shown?
I don't like Mondays
(Tell me why)
I don't like Mondays
(Tell me why)
I don't like
I don't like
(Tell me why)
I don't like Mondays
(Tell me why)
I don't like
I don't like
(Tell me why)
I don't like Mondays
(Tell me why)
I don't like Mondays
I wanna shoot the whole day down

by WorseThanHitler March 23, 2021

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Do I look like Google

When someone asks you a question that you don't feel like or have the time to answer

Jess: What are the three houses of our government?
Erik: Do I look like Google?!

by diver1273 October 15, 2011


wtf i look like

why would i do that

who do you think i am

- "Hey go put burn cream on your burnt finger"

- "Wtf i look like i ain't white"

by Gucci qurl April 12, 2011

3๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


i like that

a phrase/saying dirty french wtiting story telling sex obsessed that kern does

kitty: ''go suck ya mums cock''
kern: ''i like that''..

by kitty <333 May 1, 2005

13๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


how do i vent like

What happens when you play among us with randoms. No matter what, it is always pink who says it.

how do i vent like...??? - Pink

by the thiccest in the land September 25, 2020


i like it

Its what you say when someone is beating the shit out of you. Basically in laymens terms...its a sort of self-reverse psychology. Its extreamly effective when pain is unbarable. For example, say someone bust's a cap in your shin. Painful? Not if you convince your self its not. Ive personally had incidents when life and death is a vigourious battle were the curcumstance is subcluded through a violent test of self witted onslaught"mind over matter" is upholded persay. Though trained in the arts of "I LIKE IT!" i still struggled but, however managed to overcome the hardship and survive the epidemic that beholded me. So for a more pysically fit being to give up in the persentable surcumstance from which i provayled, happend to submit to the indulgences of defeat when i did not. I say Peeshaw to this blasphomey and suggest all beings practice this, "i like it" stratigey if you will, and overcome any obstacle forfronted in the persons life. So hence forth, it is my oblagation to allow you to indulge in such tasks so you may live a long and "i like it" type life.

bully:Fuck you busta (inflics vigourous pain on to my body)
me: I like it!
*pain is overcome*

by Currybitch February 25, 2010

20๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


I Don't Like To Label Myself

The anti-label adopted by many true fence-sitters unwilling to take on the stigma and stereotypes of a label.

When asked about his sexual preferences, Rufus replied "I don't like to label myself."

by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006

72๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž