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When your mother passed away and was cremated; she always had one wish for her ashes. It's an Iceland tradition for her son's friends to fuck/pee/cum in the urn at the same time. Once this has been completed, we bring the ashes back to the motherland and do the traditional Viking funeral of burning them at sea.
This is what my mother always wanted. I didn't let them know until after she passed. They took on the challenge and we went out there and gave her the Iceland Good-Bye. I will always love and appreciate my friends for doing what my mother always wanted.
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Someone who is from Iceland and has an extremelly smelly, sloppy, and sweaty ass.
Boy : I broke up with my girlfriend
Other boy : Why?
Boy : She's the biggest sloppy Icelandic bum hole!!
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Contrary to the popular belief, does not mean pika but is simply a vagina from Iceland.
Friends: "Hahaha you're an Icelandic Vagina."
Pika: "I am not!" *yells furiously*
The moment male genitalia bang off the top tube or crossbar of a bicycle. This action is usually accompanied with an immediate and significant exhale of breath and a lot of expletives, and is then followed by no intake of breathe for a good 5 seconds and more extreme cases this pause in breathing can be significantly longer. For a variable period of time after the incident, it is quite common to be forced to walk with an unusual gait.
Look that guy's walking like John Wayne ! Ah, he's just had an Icelandic clap episode bike-riding.....
Gay slang for a giant ice cold wet and soggy dick.
“Bro last night I got an Icelandic slammer from someone at the nightclub!”
When you put faeces in a condom freeze it and the use it as dildo until defrosted
Last night I used a Icelandic pipe
Sex with little person, and you flip them to where they are completely upside down.
Finally landed bridgette the midget, we did that Icelandic flip-phone. 10/10 recommend