IKEA wrist

The wrist soreness that one experiences following an afternoon of constructing IKEA furniture.

I can't lift anything right now. I'm nursing a case of IKEA wrist.

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Ikea Boy

A Stereotype of a guy who indulges in buying designer furniture and decor, or watches HGTV and subscribes to the Horchow catalog to satisfy an empty part of his life. The majority is often Emo or Gay, but also includes guys in the entertainment industry, and urban loners with too much money. The title, Tyler Durden (Pitt; alternate personality), gave himself(Norton) in the movie, "Fight Club".

Near the end of Fight Club, when Tyler stands up to... himself;
-"Now why would you want to put a gun to your head?"
-"Not my head Tyler; Our head."
-"Interesting... Where you going with this, Ikea boy."

"Ron, Your lamp shade matches your coasters... This is your dorm room! When did you become an Ikea boy?" -not Fight Club

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IKEA Date

A IKEA Date is a type of date where you go to IKEA together and mess around. Maybe buy some stuff or grab some food if your there, just have a great time in IKEA.

Hey do you want to go on a IKEA Date?

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Ikea Bag

A womans vagina after she has given birth to several children.

4 KIDS! Her undercarriage must be an Ikea Bag.

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IKEA SYNDROME

That moment where you don't know where you are, what time it is, what floor you're on, or how you'll escape.

I went to IKEA yesterday for some candles but after 2 hours I realized I was caught in the damn IKEA SYNDROME

The ikea feel

A term used to describe a something (usually a home or furniture) that, on the outside looks modern or minimalist but is, in reality, cheaply made, mass produced and low-quality.

i hate new suburban houses, they look like some backrooms found footage with that bland, lifeless look and that "fake modern" the Ikea feel

Ikea Girlfriend

A girl who seems amazing when you see her in a club, but falls to pieces the minute you get her home

Bill: "Did you go home with that girl last night? She looked AMAZING!"

Bob: "Urgh...well, I 'went home' with her. I opened the front door & she started crying because my kitchen was dirty. Then she spent 3 hours cleaning it. Then she gave me a lecture on keeping a clean house 'because our babies will need good hygiene'. When I said 'our babies?', she cried on the floor for another 2 hours"

Bill: "Ikea girlfriend, huh?"

Bob: "Yup"