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DISCLAIMER: AVOID THE TOUCH TUNNEL AT ALL COSTS. READ THE FOLLOWING AT YOUR OWN RISK.
The exhibit at the Liberty Science Center that explains natural selection to little kids. It has been in existence for an undetermined amount of time, as any attempts to measure or sample the tunnel have been met only with suffering and death. The Liberty Science Center was built as a tribute to the tunnel, as it could destroy the entirety of New York or possibly the Earth itself if it doesn’t receive sacrifices. The exact dimensions of the tunnel are unknown, and it is widely regarded with paranoia and fear. On average, 7 of every 10 people will return safely from the Touch Tunnel once they’ve entered. The prevailing explanation for this is that the weak-willed and cowardly are consumed by the Tunnel in some sort of ancient ritual. Many brave adventurers have entered the Tunnel for bragging rights, never to return. Keep your family and friends away from the Tunnel at all costs.
Sam: Hey man, my girl went in the Touch Tunnel while I was in the bathroom and she never came out. Have you seen her?
Dave: I’m sorry for your loss. She’s gone.
After slamming down a volumous gassy rectal sneeze that makes your drill hole expand larger than usual, there is a split second after the steam has gone where the internal tube cools again, shrinks the air and sucks in external air. This air is comparitivly cooler than the preveiously heated stink pipe, and hence giving a CHILLY TUNNEL!!
"Ooh, I had a CHILLY TUNNEL after that one."
"That one gave me a CHILLY TNNEL.
People from Denver who sit in insane amounts of traffic on I-70 to go skiing, hiking, camping etc in the mountains to the west. Everyone who lives in the mountains can't wait for them to leave every Sunday afternoon.
This guy in the gondola won't stop talking about his stock options, I'm sick of all the tunnel trash on weekends.
A woman vagina most commonly refering to a MILF's pussy.
I would ravage her toddler tunnel
A hooker, whore, prostitute. Term usually used to describe whores in big cities such as New York and Chicago because they stand and wait for customers in traffic tunnels.
"Hey Dad, Let's go into the city and check out the tunnel bunnies; you're paying this time!"
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When all of your vision is consumed by one piece or portion of an entire landscape or photo. This is due to the interest in that one aspect of the picture; Common things which cause tunnel vision are both ass and titties.
Jim: Hey, look at how nice that sunset is behind all of those people!
Randy: Wow, I never noticed that because I got tunnel vision from the girl's rack in the middle.
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A tunnel made out of, or for the underground transportation of, fudge
"hey dad look at what i made from these werthers originals"
"Cool son I see you've made a fudge tunnel"
"Hey boss the new fudge tunnel is nearly completed"
"Excellent this will allow us to bypass the fudge prohibition"
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