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having kittens in your pants means you are going out with protection in case you are "taking one for the team" and hooking up with the hot chicks fat friend so your mate gets the hot chick!
"I'm coming to the club tonight, don't worry I've got kittens in my pants"
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When something is so funny it can only be described as "I lol'd My pants"
Dude that was so funny i Lol'd my pants
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occurs when the female hangs from a ceiling fan (perferably not spinning but whatever floats your boat) while recieveing man stands on a chair while recieving a blowjob from girl hanging upside down, while intermitingly stroking his facial hair inbetween.
Dude 1: i got a super awesome loaner in my pants last night
Dude 2: how the fuck did that work?
Dude 1: it just did dont worry bout it!
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trying to put creamer in your coffee on a bumpy rode and spilling it on your pants instead
i was driving and saw michael washing her car, i totally creamed my pants and had to go clean up at home
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Puked (in) My Pants
To defecate in one's trousers.
I just Puked My Pants!
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The act of cumming in your pants
Last night I accidentally painted my pants
More than 5 music playback devices playing Vanessa Carlton's "1000 Miles" in non-synchronized timing.
Oh man, creaming my pants to Vanessa Carlton is always a blast!